Now this has got to be a first for me. It's been a while since I woke in an unfamiliar place. Although I've never heard of Storybrooke. I'm guessing I'm not the first to be 'welcomed' here. She isn't here. I would feel her if she was. So no harm in introducing myself.
I'm Wylie Mikaelson. If you could call that my last name. It's nice to meet you all. I wish it would have been under better circumstances.
It's been a while since I've had anyone looking after me but this thing needs a guardian. I'm not sure what the point is of that.