Cassian Andor (candor1) wrote in storybrooketown, @ 2018-07-06 21:37:00 |
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Entry tags: | ! post: network, tvd verse: elena gilbert (imnotkatherine |
Conductor: Children over the age of four need their own paperwork
Parent: My child is four
Conductor: He looks at least twelve
Parent: He worries a lot
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Child 1: Which is closer, the next village or the moon?
Child 2: The moon of course - you can't see the next village from here
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I couldn't sleep wondering where the sun had gone until it dawned on me
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A crew are separated from their ship and make camp in a field
The captain wakes the rest in the middle of the night and says, "Look up at the stars. What do they tell you?"
The navigator: "We are currently near the equator."
The ambassador: "Their constellations reflect a matriarchal mythology."
The pilot: "The universe is larger than one being could ever explore."
The mechanic: "Somebody stole our tent."
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Q: Why is sex terrible in hyperspace?
A: You can find the position or the momentum but not both at once
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Fish 1: Do you ever feel like the weight of our world is pressing down on you?
Fish 2: AAH a talking fish
[Guess who's missing Kay (though he learned more of these from X-Squadron) at 4am]