It was made clear to me that Lord Tubbington is not to blame. #sorrytubbington
However, I have to clarify, I think him and the other Tubbington are forming a gang. Two were talking to each other when I came into the room from my shower, one took off running, the other was sitting on my phone.
When I finally got him off it, the phone showed a switchblade picture. We made agreement a long time ago, he can't kill me, but I can't promise he won't kill anyone else, minus Santanna.