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Adrestia (warandlove) wrote in storybrooketown,
@ 2017-02-19 03:02:00

I've decided to have a child.

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	b_s_pierce 2017-02-19 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	You should call the stork! I bet he'll bring you whatever baby you want! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	warandlove 2017-02-20 12:34 am UTC (link)
	That is not how you get a child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	b_s_pierce 2017-02-20 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	It is too. They even have a movie about it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	balladduck 2017-02-20 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Yes, totally, let's call the stork for her! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	warandlove 2017-02-20 05:34 am UTC (link)
	I don't need a stork. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balladduck 2017-02-20 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Do you have magic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	warandlove 2017-02-20 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sweet_bea 2017-02-20 12:29 am UTC (link)
	So... we talking you're gonna pick some random guy to give you the D until you're preggers? Or are we talking going to the local Jizz Bank and havin' some baby gravy poured in the ol' meat wallet? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	warandlove 2017-02-20 12:36 am UTC (link)
	It will not grow inside me. I am to have a god child it will not be tainted by mortals. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sweet_bea 2017-02-20 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Wait, so... dafuq? You're just gonna make it like you're using the character creator on a video game or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	warandlove 2017-02-20 12:41 am UTC (link)
	There are other ways for gods to have children. I shall be performing the ritual with asphodelus ramosus to create the child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sweet_bea 2017-02-20 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Dude. Are you aware that the best part of kids is the "making them" part? You're skipping over the whole "fucked six ways til Sunday" part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	warandlove 2017-02-20 12:46 am UTC (link)
	The only other god here is Apollo and I doubt he would want to father my children. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sweet_bea 2017-02-20 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Is he gay? Cos seriously, I cannot think of any other reason that any man wouldn't kill a family of four to get all up in that clam hut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	warandlove 2017-02-20 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Gay? I haven't found myself attracted to him yet. And he has his attentions on a mortal boy here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sweet_bea 2017-02-20 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Yeeeeeaaaaaaah, that's what I figured. A boy, though? Hopefully not too young though. I really don't wanna have to dig into my stash of Jarrod Fogle memes. Not saying I won't do it, but I really don't wanna have to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	warandlove 2017-02-20 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Yes, a boy. For the time being at least. My uncle has been known to change his mind often. We are centuries old, everyone is young to us but I do believe the boy is of age. (Reply to this) (Parent)