So, I am having a Christmas party. Maggie is gonna help me throw it. She's the best little sister anyone could ever ask for, and since Lisa isn't here I don't have to feel guilty for saying that. Not that I would if she was here, it's no secret that I love Maggie more than I love her.
Anyway, I'm Bart Simpson, and if you want to have a good time, just come over to my place on the 20th. A good time will be had by all.