What, you think this place works for me or any of the other unlucky schmucks that got swallowed up by bad sci-fi special effects? Sorry, man, but you're stuck like the rest of us.
Good news is that supposedly magic will make everything work out if anyone manages to leave this fishbowl so you're not going to be missing more than a second back home. Do not ask me how that works or why it's supposed to be comforting but there you go.