Hey. I know I totes suck at this crap, but I just wanted to check in on you. The things I said to you on the network last week... I was trying to make you see how ridiculous it was and snap you out of it. Yeah, I know, I did a totally bang-up job there.
Where I'm from, someone very near and dear to me committed suicide, and I'm not good at all at dealing with the subject. Clearly. Still, if you need someone who won't judge you, and won't be preachy or anything about it, you can come to me any time, ok? I mean it.
Just don't tell anyone I said any of this. I got my rep as a slutty, fucked-up, completely off-her-nut loose cannon to live up to.