jerseyslip (jerseyslip) wrote in storybrooketown, @ 2015-08-01 01:21:00 |
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When I was forced to move to Hawaii I expected sunny weather, bikinis everywhere, and drunk morons drowning themselves in the surf. And, hey, it's got that and more. However, what I didn't expect - because who would, right? - is a swirling vortex to pop out of freaking nowhere and sucking me into little quaint Nowheresville.
Is this someone's idea of a joke because, buddy, I ain't laughing.