I know I'm going to regret asking after your mother so I'm just going to stop that train before it leaves the station.
[After Rachel Danny didn't think he'd ever think about remarrying and if Dan's mother was Rachel then he sure as hell doesn't want to know.
He doesn't want to know that there's some universe out there where they made it because that would break his damn heart all over again. ]
Alright, Dan. Alternate universe. Kids that aren't mine but mine. And a weird ass sparkly vortexes into the Twilight Zone. I don't like it but I'm working on dealing with it.