We'll get back to my steadfast disbelief in sparkly magic teleportation right after you clarify this whole 'not going to be able to leave' business. [He's got a problem with being part of hostage situations. They're hell on the body and if he ruins one more dress shirt his dry cleaner is going to go on strike.] Is magic going to prevent me from lea--
Let's back up a step. Where is it I'm not leaving?