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December 7th, 2012


malumprohibitum
07:11 pm - Flipping birds at the haters. ;]
Holy shit… I finally have some real down time! For those of you who are looking to chill for a bit, you won’t need to hang around my office or the shop. I’m also all moved into my place officially. I have been moved in technically, but ya know it sort of looked like Tijuana with boxes everywhere…minus the good tequila and scantily dressed women. And for those of you who don’t know, that obnoxious asshole that goes by the name of Brian Haner is my brother.

And for those of you who are looking for a green card of a different variety… I’m not your man. I own a chain of stores and I advocate for the cause, I don’t write prescripts for the shit. :/ Seriously, stop asking. I frequent the bars and clubs downtown, so if you see me around feel free to say hi or sit your ass down for a drink. I won’t bite, I swear. Hit me up @ malum.prohibitum kudos if you know what my screen name means.
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: high
Current Music: Gun Shots - Freddy Madball

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March 20th, 2012


hanerjunior
04:44 am
Well kiddos, boys and girls of all ages, this is where I introduce myself. Names Brian Haner, Junior. Brian works just fine. It's stupid o'fuckin' clock and I'm tying this in with my nightly smoke and coffee & jack daniels deal. And I'm deciding if I should really wear underwear to bed for once.

Let's see, what can I bore you with. I've moved here from a little breezily comfortable place just off of the beach in SoCal, where shitheads roam and fat cats wipe their asses with $100 dollar bills from pez dispensers. I moved here not too long ago, y'know getting moved in and sorted out takes awhile to smooth all the little creases out and make everything ridiculously perfect.
I know a few vital things in life, how I like my beer, that you should sell your soul to marlboro, Voltaire, Henry Rollins, good tattoos, music, law & business. I'm also vice-president to Haner Ind. and all the other minor details that I won't drill into your skulls like sixteen years of hard boarding school education; where the only pair of tits that weren't fat induced were the aging librarians.

If you think you have a voice, soul or some musical talent that's a grade above playing the triangle in the 3rd grade music practice - you should come look me up. I'm sure you can find someone else to badger about laws and you. And for business I'll redirect you to my ditzy yet efficient assistant's mobile number. You could be on hold for awhile though.

synystuh gates

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January 15th, 2012


smachinecomics
07:07 pm
Hey everyone! I'm Jillian. Most people call me Squeak though. I'm from Ohio, and one of my best friends ever is around here somewhere. Let's see here. I'm 24, and the proud owner of Squeak Machine Comics. It's a shop for everyone, though. Not just comic nerds like myself. Games, books, tech gear, general trendy things. Along with clothes, because that's a side hobby I've got, making clothes, and other random things. I don't really know what else to say about myself. I respond more to Squeak, and it's how I introduce myself, so hearing Jillian is almost foreign to me now. Anywho, I'm going to continue getting settled into my new place. Feel free to hit me up any time. I'll talk to everyone!

Much love,
Squeak.

squeakspeaks

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January 2nd, 2012


christinatina
02:18 pm - I'm Trouble Now!
Whats up I am Tina

I lived in LA up until about a month ago. Got into some deep shit out there and decided it was time to cut my losses and run for it.

However, that does not mean I am giving up my lifestyle. Nope. I am a former Gang Member of an off shoot of the Bloods, called The Dawn. Why the OG picked that stupid name I don't know. But now, I am looking for a replacement gang.

If that doesn't pan out, I am a DJ so if anyone is looking for a DJ I do that too.

Don't really know what to say, guess your just going to have to hit me up and talk to me

Peace Out

XChristinaMillerX

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