I know something you don't know.

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Assemble at my tower please and thank you. Right now would be a good time.

Hello, this is Howard Stark from Stark Industries. I'm excited to be here today introducing the newest cutting edge advancements in technology and bio-chemistry.

As many of you know, Captain America is a super soldier. What you may not know is that the serum that changed his body into this ultra capable fighting machine was created by me and my colleagues. We struck gold and since then, we've never been able to recreate that serum. Until now.

Introducing Vera Munch and her Liberty League. [A group of 5 girls (including Marina and Thaleia) walks onto stage following Vera. All physically fit girls ranging from 16 to 18 years old. They're dressed in matching black uniforms and standing like soldiers] I know I saw some news buzzing around about these girls fighting crime, they're fantastic. I know they're young, but they've been trained in every fighting style that exists in this universe. Every one of these girls is as strong and as fast as Captain America himself, and they'll be out to help the Junior Avengers and police officers keep you safe.

[The audience erupts into applause] But wait, there's more. The geniuses at Stark Industries have developed [introduces technology that was stolen by a local who entered a sweepstakes].

And last but certainly not least, I'd like to introduce the world to my son. The man who is truly worthy of inheriting this company when I pass, my pride and joy who has never in this universe joined me on stage. Roscoe Stark, come on out here. He's the most brilliant man I know.

[The talk continues with several more super impressive stolen inventions and medical advancements derived from super serum. He fills the full 30 minute segment he was booked for with fantastical theatrics that would inspire any young scientific mind. When he leaves the stage, there's a standing ovation. The girls, Vera, and Roscoe all Howie exit the stage.]

[Tony;Each seperately]
After years and years of wishing and waiting for any version of you to become a real man, I finallqa found a son who's capable of leading a company.

[Natasha tries to reach Millie first, but her speed's no match for Tony's suit. At least they were both going to bring her to the tower anyway. All of the Avengers convene there to discuss this issue. When Cap arrives, he's walking in on a debate already in progress.]
I get it. I was watching the case the whole time and if that was my kid out there, I can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing. I'm not famously unemotional myself. She's a parent and the action she took is totally understandable, but actions have consequences. If she's upfront and turns herself in I think she has a case for temporary insanity. Worst case scenario, she ends up in Steve's rehabilitation program.

[Sam's not convinced.]
How can you expect us to put our trust in the system after what we saw today? We can't put our faith in a corrupt system and expect them to do the right thing. This needs to be settled in house with us. With Steve.

That's not how this works. [Tony fires back.] If we act like we're above the law, we have no right intervening in it.

Captain Rogers and the Avengers, it has come to our attention that our sister Beth has been defiled by a member of your team. She's just a young girl and immediately when she arrived, Cole Porter accosted her and married her. She's a minor and knows nothing of your world, I beg you to please take the appropriate measures to rectify this situation and save my sister.

[Shows them security footage of Tate coming and going in a very ghostly fashion]
So we have a poltergeist haunting the tower and drugging up the rest of the kids here. How do we kill it?

ova heyah

[He texts everyone that he passed his driver's test and comes back to the tower to see a brand new Porsche in the driveway with a big bow on it from Tony Stark.]
OH BOY!

[She's out of time. She doesn't visit the Stark Mansion today, she wakes up in the morning and does her morning workout. She takes a shower then heads to the club. From her throne she calls her friends.]
Get ready for a fight.

[His nose isn't broken, but it's swollen.]

Bucky -- one of them, anyway -- told me about you. Said we're all good friends where you're from.

[Thor]

Hi.

[Tony Stark(s) + Pepper Potts(s)]

Hi.

[Bruce Banner]

Hi.