So sorry, I know a lot's going on with like Bucky and stuff? But we caught the Green Goblin. It's an old classmate of mine. Liz Allan. She says she doesn't remember any of it and guys, I don't know what to think.

Hello, this is Howard Stark from Stark Industries. I'm excited to be here today introducing the newest cutting edge advancements in technology and bio-chemistry.

As many of you know, Captain America is a super soldier. What you may not know is that the serum that changed his body into this ultra capable fighting machine was created by me and my colleagues. We struck gold and since then, we've never been able to recreate that serum. Until now.

Introducing Vera Munch and her Liberty League. [A group of 5 girls (including Marina and Thaleia) walks onto stage following Vera. All physically fit girls ranging from 16 to 18 years old. They're dressed in matching black uniforms and standing like soldiers] I know I saw some news buzzing around about these girls fighting crime, they're fantastic. I know they're young, but they've been trained in every fighting style that exists in this universe. Every one of these girls is as strong and as fast as Captain America himself, and they'll be out to help the Junior Avengers and police officers keep you safe.

[The audience erupts into applause] But wait, there's more. The geniuses at Stark Industries have developed [introduces technology that was stolen by a local who entered a sweepstakes].

And last but certainly not least, I'd like to introduce the world to my son. The man who is truly worthy of inheriting this company when I pass, my pride and joy who has never in this universe joined me on stage. Roscoe Stark, come on out here. He's the most brilliant man I know.

[The talk continues with several more super impressive stolen inventions and medical advancements derived from super serum. He fills the full 30 minute segment he was booked for with fantastical theatrics that would inspire any young scientific mind. When he leaves the stage, there's a standing ovation. The girls, Vera, and Roscoe all Howie exit the stage.]

[Tony;Each seperately]
After years and years of wishing and waiting for any version of you to become a real man, I finallqa found a son who's capable of leading a company.

Someone tried to assassinate Bucky. We need to figure out who and why.

[He makes a killer robot out of the alarm clock in his room and sets it free to go kill Bucky. It jumps out the window on a seek and destroy mission.]

Drunk Post
I haven't gotten laid in literally days. It's time. Come on ladies. Hop on my [censored].

Here

[ACDC plays in the background]
Hello Stepfurt, you may be wondering what the Hell is going on right now. Let me break it down for you, there are many people walking around with my face who aren't me and many people who are walking around with my name who also aren't me. Well, technically they are but they're weird variants of the actual me. Who am I? I go by many names.

The Prodigal Son
Merchant of Death
Wonder Boy
Genius
The Greatest Hero of All Time
The Maverick...

But most of you probably know me as Iron Man, the best Avenger. I know you probably have questions and I'm going to ask you to hold them so I can ask a question directly to Bucky Barnes. Why the fuck do you still have one good arm? I sawed that thing to pieces the last time I saw you.