Thursday, March 21st, 2024

[info]officerofthelaw
She has a tattoo...
You marry her...
15 years later your daughters want tattoos on their arms and thighs...
You try to instill discipline and they tell you that "mom also has one"...
They ask for permission from their tattooed mother who sees absolutely nothing wrong with it...
She accompanies them to go get their desired tattoos then later she tells them "don't worry about your father,I'll deal with him"
You come home and your daughters have their arms inked,with smiles on their faces...
You try to understand what's going on and how does your wife allow such...
But you have no say because you married a mentally corrupted woman who has emasculated you...
You allowed her into your life with her type of mindset and strange beliefs...
In short...
Women who have tattoos are for the dump site...

PS
Homophobic slurs deserve to raise children too. I don't care how sick it makes the rest of us normal people. Leave the slurs alone. When you see them on the streets and stuff, just turn your heads away like the rest of us.
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Saturday, January 20th, 2024

TicketyTocker

[info]amiliedreams
Ladies and Gentlemen, if he loves you? He'll peel the orange.

Steve? Can you please peel this orange for me? My nails are too long.
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Wednesday, December 13th, 2023

Christmas Plot

[info]ironstank
Tony's drones are going around town confiscating and destroying any toys or playthings in town. People with them are given warnings that they are breaking the law and will be arrested if found with the toys again. The drones are also confiscating all Christmas lights, trees, and all holiday paraphernalia
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Tuesday, December 5th, 2023

Spams

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Wednesday, November 8th, 2023

Prams

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Thursday, August 24th, 2023

Spams here tho

[info]stepfordproject
For real this time
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Wednesday, August 23rd, 2023

Avengers

[info]steve7
[He looks 26.]
Check in.
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Saturday, August 19th, 2023

Adults 30+; No evil

[info]brooklynkid
We need to make a plan for these new kids. They all used to come assigned to an adult but there are too many who either lost their guardians or ended up running away.

Right now we have 9 girls rescued from Paul's program that need to be taken care of before they fall into the same situation again. We also have one boy who needs a home.

The names of the kids are:
Maribel, Mindy, Esmeralda, Anubis, Alice, Vikki, Dot, Bay, Martha, and Mercutio.

If you have space in your home for one or two of them, please let me know.
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Thursday, August 17th, 2023

Delicious Spam

[info]stepfordproject
Fried Spams
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Sunday, August 13th, 2023

Mammograms

[info]brooklynkid
[Come get your mammograms here]
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Wednesday, August 9th, 2023

Ham

[info]stepfordproject
Get your free ham here!
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Wednesday, July 26th, 2023

Spams

[info]stepfordproject
Heeree
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Friday, July 7th, 2023

Kablams

[info]stepfordproject
Here
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Sunday, May 28th, 2023

Spams

[info]stepfordproject
Hereee
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Monday, May 22nd, 2023

Moar Spams

[info]stepfordproject
Even moar right here
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Sunday, May 21st, 2023

SPAMS

[info]stepfordproject
SPAAAAAAMS
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Friday, September 23rd, 2022

Shamalams

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Thursday, September 15th, 2022

Spam

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Monday, August 22nd, 2022

Spam

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Friday, August 19th, 2022

Spam Sandwich

[info]stepfordproject
Heres
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