This is a formal request to rid the streets of James Bucktanon Barnes. Not only has this deranged Nazi assassin blown up an orphanage, tortured, maimed, and killed civilians, but he's also participating in homosexual relations with men. It's depraved. Imagine, his one arm glistening as much as his oiled up pecs. Just -- just rubbing up against another man's -- probably Steve's giant well toned pecs. Bucky's one good hand rubbing against Steve's chiseled buttocks, but you know who's the real topper here. It's all I can think about. It keeps me up at night [he clears his throat] it's disturbing. We need to get that fucker Barnes locked up. After today's footage, we really don't have a choice.

This has been Carlson Tucker, stay tuned.