[His face is punched]
To my loyal subjects,
Today, under threat of being punched again, I have decided to resign. All laws made up to this point will be enforced for 5 more months and then it will revert to the default rules set by the magic of the town or to the rules set by my replacement.

The legal age of consent is 30, and every week, on every device, Myles Amil will deliver a mayoral address as the acting mayor in my resignation. All of my slaves are being freed and all of my pets will be euthanized.

Please remember that although I will be rotting in prison for my crimes against humanity, anyone who doesn't get married will be rotting in hell for eternity.

I love you and goodnight.

She has a tattoo...
You marry her...
15 years later your daughters want tattoos on their arms and thighs...
You try to instill discipline and they tell you that "mom also has one"...
They ask for permission from their tattooed mother who sees absolutely nothing wrong with it...
She accompanies them to go get their desired tattoos then later she tells them "don't worry about your father,I'll deal with him"
You come home and your daughters have their arms inked,with smiles on their faces...
You try to understand what's going on and how does your wife allow such...
But you have no say because you married a mentally corrupted woman who has emasculated you...
You allowed her into your life with her type of mindset and strange beliefs...
In short...
Women who have tattoos are for the dump site...

PS
Homophobic slurs deserve to raise children too. I don't care how sick it makes the rest of us normal people. Leave the slurs alone. When you see them on the streets and stuff, just turn your heads away like the rest of us.

So I don't really get this whole -- TicketyTocker thing but everyone seems to listen to the other people on here who make videos and speak their minds. It seems to influence a lot of people so I'm going to try my best to reach out to as many people as I can tonight to say -- what really should never need to be said.

Women are human beings and therefore need to be respected as human beings. Women's rights are human rights. If women aren't allowed to vote then nobody should be voting. If women aren't given fair wages, we should all be on strike. I stand with women. I stand for humanity. What do you stand for?

Hey guys, I'm going to be trying harder to maintain our town's family structure so we're gonna try something out. Starting today, women's salaries are going to be cut in half and the men's salaries will be doubled. Let's try it for the month and see how it feels.

We'll regroup and vote on this at the end of the month- er- I mean the men will vote. For now, for less political discourse in the house, we'll try out letting only men vote.

I know this feels extreme, but the divorce rate is at a whopping 3% of marriages, which as you all know is the highest rate Stepfurt's ever seen. Currently more than 30% of adults who are of age are still not married.

So starting today, February 16th, voting March 16th.

A man raising a daughter is the ultimate cuck. I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising, and rearing a girl for at least 18-21 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are literally dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ultimate and final cuck! Think about it logically.

Ladies and Gentlemen, if he loves you? He'll peel the orange.

Steve? Can you please peel this orange for me? My nails are too long.

The town is mostly cleaned up now. Unfortunately a bunch of toys have escaped their packaging and stores and are now attacking everyone in town! Go fight the toys!!!

Heeerrreeee

Is going down here.

For real this time

[He looks 26.]
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Heeere

Avengers Assemble. Sorry to step on your toes, Cap but I've always wanted to say that.

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