Saturday, November 25th, 2023

Spams

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Heeerrreeee
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Wednesday, August 23rd, 2023

Avengers

[info]steve7
[He looks 26.]
Check in.
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Sunday, August 13th, 2023

Mammograms

[info]brooklynkid
[Come get your mammograms here]
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Monday, August 7th, 2023

Spams R US

[info]stepfordproject
Spams here
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Tuesday, June 7th, 2022

[info]stepfordproject
Spams
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Friday, April 22nd, 2022

Spams

[info]stepfordproject
Hur
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Tuesday, March 22nd, 2022

Spams

[info]stepfordproject
Over here!
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Thursday, January 20th, 2022

High School Spam

[info]jakeyjakey
[After giving Mortie a high five for sleeping with a teacher, he proceeds to snort coke in the stairwell with Cassie then goes off to the lunch room to bully someone. He sees Bucky, gay Bucky who slept with a male teacher- so bad. So gay. He's five seconds from bullying him when he sees a better target. Small Steve who is also gay, which means he's bad. He grabs Steve by the shoulders and shove him in a trash can head first. The cafeteria bursts into laughter.

All except the Junior Avengers and the outcast friends but nobody's paying attention to them. Jake gives a chortle as he watches Steve squirm out because he knows Steve's going to try to fight him now and that he'll lose so miserably.

Yes, this feels good. Bullying is fun]
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Wednesday, November 24th, 2021

Narrative

[info]instakill
[Everyone who cyberbullied MJ will wake up dangling from the tallest tower in the city by a very thin thread. If they wiggle or the wind blows too hard, they will surely fall to their death.

But more likely, they'll be caught by Tony's drones]
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Friday, July 30th, 2021

Hacking All Electronics with Screens To Broadcast This Message

[info]badtony
[ACDC plays in the background]
Hello Stepfurt, you may be wondering what the Hell is going on right now. Let me break it down for you, there are many people walking around with my face who aren't me and many people who are walking around with my name who also aren't me. Well, technically they are but they're weird variants of the actual me. Who am I? I go by many names.

The Prodigal Son
Merchant of Death
Wonder Boy
Genius
The Greatest Hero of All Time
The Maverick...

But most of you probably know me as Iron Man, the best Avenger. I know you probably have questions and I'm going to ask you to hold them so I can ask a question directly to Bucky Barnes. Why the fuck do you still have one good arm? I sawed that thing to pieces the last time I saw you.
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Thursday, July 8th, 2021

Petervention

[info]haznofriends
[She decided in the end to try to get Jules on board with this intervention and surprisingly, Jules was very supportive of the idea. She does, however, leave out Aunt May. May's on Peter's side and probably always will be. She lures Peter out to Bucky's home where I've godmodded that this will take place and when he arrives, it's an AMBUSH. Jules is there, Bucky's there, Steve's there wondering why he's involved, and of course there's MJ.]
Peter, I love you very much and I know you love me very much, and you're proud of me. I wouldn't be where I am or have what I have if it weren't for you. You supported me through my darkest times and taught me how to be brave in the face of addiction. You gave me the confidence that's allowing me to do this today.

Peter, addiction has been a part of my life for a few years now and it seems like a lifetime, and the road to recovery has been full of twists and turns and backslides and incredible progress. I know you're afraid to trust me again and I don't blame you. I'm a liar. [Her eyes water] and I'm manipulative. It's not something I can control when my addiction has taken over, but I'm also stronger than I was before. I need you to take out the monitoring system in my body so I can continue on this path of recovery the right way. I need to get healthy on my own terms. You're my support and my shoulder to lean on but -- everyone in this room agrees that it's time that you trust me to at least try.
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Thursday, June 10th, 2021

Family (Future only) and Avengers + Thunderbolts

[info]poorelijah
Captain Rogers and the Avengers, it has come to our attention that our sister Beth has been defiled by a member of your team. She's just a young girl and immediately when she arrived, Cole Porter accosted her and married her. She's a minor and knows nothing of your world, I beg you to please take the appropriate measures to rectify this situation and save my sister.
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Sunday, May 30th, 2021

Spams

[info]stepfordproject
They go here
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Thursday, May 20th, 2021

Spams

[info]stepfordproject
ova heyah
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Wednesday, April 28th, 2021

Avengers Fight

[info]brooklynkid
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Saturday, April 10th, 2021

Junior Avengers Spam

[info]wthisbucky
[He doesn't want to be here, but...here he is.]
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Sunday, March 14th, 2021

[info]wthisbucky
[At 2:15, the following will air on everyone's TV:]

A younger Bucky Barnes appears on screen, with a black eye and split lip -- the latter of which is still bleeding. He's sitting in a straight-back chair in the middle of a hardwood floor, three men with him; one is Brock Rumlow, who's practically glowering at him, the other is an impassive Jack Rollins, and the third is Alexander Pierce, who sits in another seat, at a table that separates himself from the others. Pierce's hands are folded on the table.

"Expelled," Pierce says evenly. "What, exactly, did you do to bring this about, James?"

Bucky's shoulders are tense, and his gaze darts nervously to the other two men before looking back at Pierce. "They were beating the hell out of that kid. I couldn't stand by and watch. They would've killed him." There's defensiveness in his tone, but also fear. A hint of pleading for Pierce to understand.

Pierce hums. "And you proceeded to beat the son of one of our city councilmen in order to stop them."

"He had it coming," he says, voice firmer this time. "The kid wasn't moving. He wasn't fighting back. He could've died if --"

"Yes, yes, if you hadn't decided you were some kind of hero," Pierce says, tone mocking now. "But you see now we have multiple problems that I have to solve." He leans forward at the table. "One, I have to do a great deal of apologizing to Councilmen Ross, who's always been very supportive of our organization. Secondly, now I have to take the time out of my very busy schedule to find another school that will actually take you despite your less than savory record. And making these kinds of amends is going to be quite difficult."

He nods slightly to Rollins, who moves to stand beside Bucky, and Bucky sits up a little straighter, obviously growing nervous.

"I'm sorry. I'll do what I have to, to fix things," Bucky tells Pierce, all trace of defiance gone from his voice and replaced by fear.

"James, James...it's unfortunately too late for that. Once something is broken, you can't unbreak it, can you?" Pierce tilts his head. "I'm afraid the only choice I have here is punishment to assure you won't act out like this in the future." Pierce glances at Rumlow and nods at him.

Rumlow picks up a wicked looking device from the counter, sadistic smile on his face. "Hold him," he tells Rollins.

Rollins grabs Bucky's shoulders even as Rumlow reaches out and rolls up the left sleeve of Bucky's shirt, and Bucky's not small but he's no match for Rollins' size and muscle, either.

"Oh god, please don't," he whispers as Rumlow fires up the blow torch. "Please, don't. I'm sorry. It'll never happen again. I'll do anything you want, just please -- please don't." His voice breaks.

"Keep still or this may end up a lot worse than planned," Rumlow advises before lowering the flame to lick at the boy's upper arm as he howls, struggling uselessly against Rollins grip. His skin melts beneath the fire like candle wax as he screams.
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Thursday, February 25th, 2021

[info]nthngfckngmttrs
[A 7.0 Earthquake starts in the center of town. Shit's getting wrecked today, feel free to wreck yo shit.]
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Tuesday, February 16th, 2021

The Morning After

[info]babyscientist
[Doesn't actually have to be the morning after but this is the aftermath spam post. The hospital has notified families (if applicable) about their injured and deceased.]

Injuries
Jordan Hobbs
Lavinia Skye
Riley Marques
Jules Vaughn
Christina Cross
Allegra Moon
Dorothy Barnes
James Barnes
Zetonna Moon
Steven Rogers
Camellia Bloom
Michelle Jones

Fatalities
Kristen Kricket
Robert High
Amber Listened
Dahl Gadoe
Mortimer Day


And many many npc locals
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Wednesday, February 10th, 2021

Spams

[info]stepfordproject
here.
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