Heeerrreeee

[He looks 26.]
Check in.

Avengers Assemble. Sorry to step on your toes, Cap but I've always wanted to say that.

Okay we need to talk. It's not enough that you immediately broke your promise to me. Oh don't worry, Nat, I won't bring anyone home with me -- then you take your conquests home to fuck in our bed. Then you sabotage my dates. Charlie told me what you said. You told him that my jeans didn't do my ass justice? Who even talks like that! He ran away so he didn't get "entangled" in whatever I had with you, which according to you, is nothing. Jesus Christ, Steve, what's your deal?

Check in, please tell me you're not getting married because I may not have the authority to ground all of you but I will find a way to ground all of you.

My Nate
Congrats on the engagement, I think. You do realize you're like 16, right? Is that even legal?

Friends; Adults
Can someone please explain to me why getting married is now trending with teens right now?

There's like six Peter Parkers here but as far as I can see, just one Flash. You're welcome Stepfurt, sorry I was so late.

P.S
I can't believe all the Avengers are here too. Spiderman even made it over, guys. Spidey if you're reading this, you're number 1.

[Family, Friends, Danny]
Look!! [She's so excited, she's crying. She puts her hand through the table] It worked!! [She jumps for joy then starts sinking through the floor. The excitement on her face turns to panic. She climbs out of the floor] Okay, no more phasing today. But it's back. [She smiles and gives a thumbs up then the tablet slips through her hands. She frowns and makes a face before vanishing. All thats left are her combat boots]

Is it okay if I stay with you for a while?

[*Cops, Significant others of cops, all Steves and their SOs and family, all Bucky's and their SOs and family,.]
So we have a few weeks to go but this is exactly the time to start scheduling plans for the Thanksgiving holiday. We're hosting a feast at ours and you're all invited. Bring your partner or your friend, bring your kids, bring that handsome man or pretty woman you've had your eye on. There'll be food, of course, movies, sports, and games. I want to do our first holiday here right. What do you say? Bear in mind, I won't take no for an answer.

[In comments]

[Camellia's writing in her diary. As she writes, her voice narrates herself to words.]

Dear Diary,

Today I added five new toenails to my special jar today. I never told you this, but when no one's around, I like to grab one of Brick's fingernail clippings or toenail clippings from my collection jar and chew it. I'm obsessed with them, they're so yummy. One day when we're married I'll collect his teeth and wear them as a necklace and just suck on them. I love his teeth.

Last night I dreamed Bucky banged me again and chopped me into tiny pieces to serve on a silver platter to Brick. Lord Brick was pleased. Then Captain America threw all my meat on a grill with barbecue sauce and fed me piece by to my sweet love, and lightly dabbed the sauce from the corners of his mouth. Then Bucky and Cap tenderly sucked his sweet toes as all the pieces of me travelled to his stomach and then made a baby of us for him to birth.

When I woke up this morning I cried because it was all a dream. Why can't my wishes ever be true?!

Love,

Camellia.

[This video with this music!



[Mouse is 13 sitting across a desk from Seth. Seth nods his head slowly.]
To be clear, I asked you to do me a favor and you're saying no, thank you.
[Mouse squirms a little in his seat, anxious of what's to come. He tries to explain.]
I can't.

You can't what?

I can't -- I can't cut someone's eyes.

You physically cannot?

Yes. No, I mean I just can't. Please. No, thank you.

[Seth lunges across the table a split second later, grabbing Mouse by his collar and dragging him across the desk to face him.]
No, thank you. [Seth hisses through his teeth and drags the boy down the hall. He opens a chest and throws Mouse in. He locks it. Mouse screams and begs to be set free.]

I'll be back in a few days. You think about what you've done, Mr. Cratchit.]

[Mouse is sixteen. He and Cole are wrapping a crying man in chains. Dorian takes a last drag from his cigarette before flicking it away. He kneels down next to the man.]

Please. Please don't do this. I'll never touch her again, I swear. Never. Tell Seth I learned my lesson. I'll never do it again!

I know. [Dorian pats the man's cheek and rises up again. Brick hitches the chain to the back of a truck. Mouse pours gasoline over the man's body and climbs into the driver's seat. Dorian, Brick, Oatie and Cole climb into the back of the pickup.]

Gun it. [Dorian orders. Mouse starts speeding, the man screams behind them. Oatie aims his lit cigarette at the body and flicks. The man ignites into flames.]


[Mouse is doing his homework and gets a text from Seth to meet him at his house. The boy goes immediately. Seth has a report card in front of him.]
What do we say to D marks, Mouse?

[Mouse doesn't answer right away.]
I'm doing extra credit.

Don't make me ask again.

[Mouse blinks slowly and swallows hard.]
No, thank you.

[Seth smiles. He gets up and walks out of the room. Mouse follows. They enter a room and then Mouse panicks. He tries to run. Seth grabs him and shoves him in the chest.]
No, thank you.

[Mouse is 18. He's standing in front of a family of four who kneel before him, Dorian, Oatie, Pat, Cole, Agnes, and Camellia. Brick is beating a man to death in front of them. Once he's dead, Dorian asks for the next volunteer. The woman sobs uncontrollably. Agnes slits her throat. Dorian picks another at random and smashes in their head with a bat. Cole shoots one in the knee. Mouse gets a text from Seth. They all stop.]
He says leave one. [Cole shrugs and shoots the one untouched in the head. Pat complains loudly that blood splashed on his banana. He groans as he tries to eat around it and decides he can't.]

What did they even do? [Cam asks as she kicks the injured one left in his wound.]

I don't ask questions. [Mouse replies. They ride away.]

[Montage of the Hooligans beating people, some to death. They mutilate others. There are several shots of Mouse being thrown into a chest only to be released days later covered in his own waste and vomit.

Final scene: Mouse is 19. Seth calls them all into a dinner meeting. When the meal finishes, Seth stabs Oatie in the back of the head with a knife and has them dispose of the body. All of the Hooligans are visibly shaken, save for Pat.

Fade to black.]

[Godmodding that they all showed up]
Okay so, first order of business, we should talk about what happened today... and what happens sometimes.

When the adults argue, we have to stay out of it. No matter what. Nobody cares about who you like best. I like Natasha, Peters and Phase, we know you like Tony, Evan, we know you like Cap. Everyone has their favorites, but they're people. They're going to fight and we're going to get grounded and we're going to get in trouble.

We need to stick together. We're a team beyond what they put together for us and if all of them disappeared today, we'd still be here as a team. We need to make a promise that no matter what happens, we're going to stay on this team. That means training together, communicating, and standing together when we're confronted.

[She passes around the pizza boxes so everyone can snack on them.]

All in favor? [She waits for the responses then goes on]

Second order of business. New additions. Phase's friends are here, Chaos and Metronome. Evan's friend is here, Jazz. And I personally think Andi and Scott would be good here. I know it's a lot of new people at once, but I think we could swing it if everyone's okay with it. What are your thoughts?