Let's go on a date! These partners will be paired together and encouraged to live in the same house. If the couple can commit to staying together, they will be rewarded
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Okay so, here's the official list ranked from best to absolute worst. Honestly everything under Midge on both lists is just sad. But, pun intended, here we go. The official Mason certified booty list is as follows.
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Someone call a tailor because I think Stepfurt needs a Button.

[Avengers, Hunters, Junior Avengers, Hooligans, People with special abilities and good morals]
The crime rate in this town is too high, especially considering how many of us there are here. I'm setting up a task force with the number of heroes we have here. Back in Stepford we had a patrol team that was in charge of maintaining order and I think we'll have to do the same here. I'm inviting each of you to join in on this team.

Hey there ladies and gentleman, are you tired of dating bums? We saw the men, now it's time to bring out the ladies! Here is Starshine's list of Stepfurt's top 13 most eligible bachelorettes!

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How can a man go about getting himself a metal arm? [Since he only has the one.]

[His firm showed up here so there's a bit of good news. Now to get through the night. He gets some party drugs and goes home.]

21+
Who's up for a good time tonight?

[Oz went for a walk and came back with a tall curvy woman he's known his whole life. They're tipsy and she can tell right away that this woman likes him. But... Oz never has friends, he hates most people, and Lorraine can feel herself projecting her insecurities on this situation. She needs to work on this.

The two stayed up all night watching romcoms and reminiscing on the couch. She waited for Oz to come to bed but he didn't. When she walked down to the living room the next morning she saw Oz and Natalie asleep on the couch with An Affair to Remember's end credits rolling. She knows nothing happened, she knows it... but she can't help but feel insecure. She leaves them and makes breakfast for the family.

When everyone's gone she sits at the kitchen island with Natalie and Oz, sipping her herbal tea]
Hey how are you feeling today? You look better. [She asks, slipping her hand in Oz's. Her eyes shift to their watches... when did they get matching watches?]

[Natalie's walking down the street alone at night. She's new in town, but this place is objectively better than Stepford. She's pretty happy she got sent here, but there is one person she wishes was here... then she spots him. She'd spot him out anywhere. She can tell by his gait that he's stressed out. She's not sure what number he's on or even if he started yet. Did he show up here straight from prison? She comes up from behind and loops her arm with his]
You can hop as many dimensions as you want, Oz, you still owe me that drink. [She says referencing the drinks they said they'd get when they turned 21.]