Saturday, April 6th, 2024

[info]officerofthelaw
Girls at the age of 18-24 years always attract serious men who are fully ready to marry them, but at this age most of our girls/sisters never wish to hear anything about marriage.

1. I'm too young for that
2. Who cares about marriage
3. I'm focused on my books
4. I want to gather some money first
5. Marriage is full of problems

These are some of few statements ladies talk of at their youth age. But these girls will be having serious & series of sex relationships with small boys of their age because at that age, they always have a high rate of boys, guys, and men coming for them, but they will prefer to choose these boys rather than the real men who want to marry them. They are still young to marry right, but they are not too young to have sex with boys.

At the age of 25-27 parents will start asking them the following questions:

1. Don't you have anyone yet?
2. Are you not planning to get married?
3. Are you seeing that all your friends are getting married?
4. Don't you know that you are getting old?
But mind you, parents only see the outside of their daughters, not knowing there's nothing left inside. With all these questions by her own parents, she will now be thinking and asking herself things like

1. Does this mean I am old enough to marry?
2. Hmm, how should I go about it?
3. My boyfriends are not serious about asking my hand in marriage
4. They are not even ready to marry yet

At age 27-30 they start looking for men to marry and not boys to have sex and play with again. They will start looking for serious relationships that will lead to marriage, but unfortunately, at this age of 27-30 not all men will be asking their hand in marriage. You will see themselves to marry men who don't want to marry them.

No single man at the age 27-30 will like to marry a lady of 30-35! Now you hear the women say that age does not marry but it matters a lot. Imagine buying a rotten tomato for $10 and your friend buys a fresh one for $7.

Remember you rejected men because you thought you were too young. What makes you think your old age doesn't matter to us? That's why so many men go to high schools to find young girls to marry while they're young enough to train.

Dear parents when she was 18-24 she was doing everything without considering you as parents. You can't expect a young man to marry an older woman when there are younger and prettier girls out there.

Even if he chooses to ignore your age and marry you, his friends and family will hate you. Everything in life has its own time and season.

Vote for Myles Amil!
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Wednesday, March 27th, 2024

PSA

[info]the_politician
[His face is punched]
To my loyal subjects,
Today, under threat of being punched again, I have decided to resign. All laws made up to this point will be enforced for 5 more months and then it will revert to the default rules set by the magic of the town or to the rules set by my replacement.

The legal age of consent is 30, and every week, on every device, Myles Amil will deliver a mayoral address as the acting mayor in my resignation. All of my slaves are being freed and all of my pets will be euthanized.

Please remember that although I will be rotting in prison for my crimes against humanity, anyone who doesn't get married will be rotting in hell for eternity.

I love you and goodnight.
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Thursday, March 21st, 2024

[info]officerofthelaw
She has a tattoo...
You marry her...
15 years later your daughters want tattoos on their arms and thighs...
You try to instill discipline and they tell you that "mom also has one"...
They ask for permission from their tattooed mother who sees absolutely nothing wrong with it...
She accompanies them to go get their desired tattoos then later she tells them "don't worry about your father,I'll deal with him"
You come home and your daughters have their arms inked,with smiles on their faces...
You try to understand what's going on and how does your wife allow such...
But you have no say because you married a mentally corrupted woman who has emasculated you...
You allowed her into your life with her type of mindset and strange beliefs...
In short...
Women who have tattoos are for the dump site...

PS
Homophobic slurs deserve to raise children too. I don't care how sick it makes the rest of us normal people. Leave the slurs alone. When you see them on the streets and stuff, just turn your heads away like the rest of us.
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Sunday, March 3rd, 2024

ToTD

[info]officerofthelaw
Here's a question. Fellas, is it gay to have a child with a woman? Not necessarily. Not if done correctly. I think we can all agree that having babies is a woman's work. They carry them, they push them out, they feed them, diaper them, put them to sleep. It's their biology to nurture a child and this goes for all women. That's not the case for men.

When I was about 7 years old, my father sat me down and asked me "do you know why we called you Myles?" He said it's because that's how far away he was when I was born. That he knew he couldn't be there because if the hospital staff saw a man there with a baby, they'd all laugh at him. He was afraid that he'd be gay.

Now don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with being a slur. I know plenty of them and what grown men do their own thing in the privacy of their home is up to them and I'm fine with that. Men need sex and I can relate with that as a man. It's not like women who don't need sex or lesbians who can never even have sex because they don't want a man. Men, normal or slurs need sex. My dad was from a different generation and being gay is almost the worst thing you can be in his eyes. That's his opinion and he's entitled to it.

So how can you have a child with a woman and not be gay? You just fuck her. Fuck her and leave the rest to her. That way you have your child the way a man should and you don't cross any lines.
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Tuesday, February 27th, 2024

Spams

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Thursday, February 22nd, 2024

Wedding Spam

[info]the_politician
[He's the happiest man in Stepfurt, he's sure of it.

He has the entire town packed into town square where he exchanges vows with the love of his life. Hair, makeup, and clothes were supplied for all who attended. All felons were let out of prison for this, people on life support were wheeled out of the hospital for it. All who did not attend received a hefty fine of 20 million dollars or life in prison.]
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Sunday, February 18th, 2024

[info]officerofthelaw
Young man:
Avoid materialistic women, if you don't want to be ruined
The cemeteries, jails, bars and betting houses are filled with men whose empires became ruins because of such women
When a woman is obsessed with materialism, it is not a matter of IF but WHEN she will bring you to ruin
Check what drives a woman, if she is driven by "competition" aka the need to flex and impress, she is bad news
A woman with an expensive taste, when she doesn't even have a source of income to feed her expensive appetite
Such a woman knows no loyalty, she will sell herself to the highest bidder
She is incapable of love, she only loves value, once the value ceases or decreases, she will move on to her next victim
Learn OR perish!!!
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Tuesday, February 6th, 2024

Spams!

[info]stepfordproject
[After Katie and Matt's wedding, people are free to go home but they have free accomodations for another 3 days if they choose to stay. Back on the mainland, it's starting to snow. There will be a steady accumulating snow every day for the next week. It can be cleared but it will continue to fall until it has reached 5ft.]
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Monday, February 5th, 2024

ToTD

[info]officerofthelaw
A man raising a daughter is the ultimate cuck. I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising, and rearing a girl for at least 18-21 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are literally dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ultimate and final cuck! Think about it logically.
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Friday, February 2nd, 2024

[info]officerofthelaw
No hymen, no diamond. Real men don't settle for blown out street meat.

Learn OR PERISH!
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Wednesday, January 31st, 2024

ToTD

[info]officerofthelaw
A man gains nothing from having a female friend. He's still expected to play the male role of servant and protector while enjoying none of the benefits. She still gets all the benefits of having a boyfriend without any of the associated relationship obligations.
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Thursday, January 25th, 2024

[info]officerofthelaw
Men, always check for your daughter's virginity. Whatever you need to do to keep them pure, DO IT! Daughters only need one male in their lives and it's you! Don't let another man claim what's yours!

Learn or perish!!!
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Tuesday, January 16th, 2024

[info]officerofthelaw
Ladies, knowing your worth also means don't overrate yourself.
Learn OR perish!!!

PS
If you get pregnant before marriage, you're a worthless whore with no self-respect. Your Baby Daddy will never love or want you and the world would be a better place without trash like you in it.
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Saturday, January 6th, 2024

[info]officerofthelaw
Men are what keeps this world together. Without men, as some delusional feminists are always saying, the world wouldn't be a better place, they would be no multiverse.
If all men were to go on strike, the whole world would crumble. Why? Because men do the most crucial jobs that keep this world together
The town we live in, built by men and the infrastructure and systems that sustains them, built and maintained by men
- water plants maintained by men
- sewage systems maintained by men
- power plants maintained by men
- roads maintained by men
- internet access maintained by men
- law enforcement/superhero work all lead by men
For once, just be grateful to men, we do a lot
Learn OR perish!!!
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Monday, January 1st, 2024

ToTD

[info]officerofthelaw
A woman who views you as her alpha will be eager to have your babies, the moment a woman starts telling you about family planning and her career etc, know she settled for you.
It is hardwired in women to carry an alpha man's genes, goes back to the ancient times. Before innovations in the medical field, it was a suicide mission for a woman to be pregnant. Thus it was important she'd risk her life for reproducing genes of an alpha male
Even in the animal kingdom, the females only give mating and reproduction privileges to the alpha male. Of course the men in such marriages will convince themselves they're civilized, that they're planning for the right time to have kids.
So why get married in the first place if you're not yet ready to have kids, why not remain boyfriend and girlfriend? The main purpose of marriage is procreation. To any foolish man who is in such a situation, ask yourself if your woman was married to a Tony Stark, Captain America or Charlie Stewart, would she not be begging to have kids?
Learn OR perish!!!
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Saturday, July 8th, 2023

Party Spams

[info]stepfordproject
[Open to cops and all of the old strippers and friends.]
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Sunday, January 1st, 2023

Spams

[info]stepfordproject
here
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Wednesday, December 28th, 2022

[info]officerofthelaw
I drink my coffee black. I eat my steaks rare and my seafood raw. I lift weights. I eat my chicken wings hot. I take my shots without chasers. I like my beer domestic. I sit with my legs spread wide open. I read my Bible nightly.

I am an alpha male and no I won't apologize for it.
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Friday, November 25th, 2022

Cops Meeting

[info]lobbyhero
Let me say this again because some of you can't seem to get this shit through your thick fucking skulls. My family is off limits. My kids, my wife, my bitches, my friends- and I mean any version of my friends. The Avengers, the office versions, the versions who work for the postal service, the ones who work in the grocery store. Anyone with their names and faces is off fucking limits.

You think I'm saying this for my own good? Any one of them would try to kill you if you try them the wrong way. Brock got lucky, Bucky won. Bucky put him out quick. If he hadn't and I saw that shit on the body cam, pieces of him would be stuck in the cracks of the floor like Brad.

All of you, listen up. There will be no more warnings. If you try to so something to someone on my list, or if you see something and don't tell me about it. [He looks at Brock's partner] You're ending up buried out back. [He gives Chris the signal to cuff Officer Bistender and he opens the door for her as she leads him out to the cell.]

Now everyone who wants a turn, get in line. Rules are as usual, the one to kill him buys the station drinks.

[Every officer has a list in their email like a memo with the names and faces of all the Avengers, his kids, his closest friends, and Avenger kids. Mistresses are on the list, Chris and Evan are also on the list]
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Monday, August 22nd, 2022

Spam

[info]_brinna
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