Saturday, January 27th, 2024

Paparazzi News

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Myles Amil was admitted to a rehab facility for detox the other day. The decorated officer had injured himself while rescuing an elderly woman and her infant grandson from a collapsing building last month. Unfortunately, he was prescribed a near lethal cocktail of medication; Prednosidone and Oxicottontail when taken in conjunction with Nightquill and Ambient can cause hallucinations, delusions, mood swings, irritability, and death. The prescribing doctor is currently under investigation.

Myles is expected to make a full recovery.
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Thursday, February 11th, 2021

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It is February and love is in the air, people! Just in time for Valentine's Day too. Let's take a look at some celebs taking full advantage of all the love floating in the air and who's still up for grabs.


Up and comer political powerhouse Rick Ianhalder popped the question to girlfriend Maisie Skylar last night at the impossibly romantic Les Mis literally last night.
[Pic of Maisie with a focus on her tasteful engagement ring as they leave the restaurant holding hands.]

James Barnes and long-time girlfriend Katherine Pierce got engaged over the winter holiday.
[Picture of the two Christmas Tree shopping.]

Mason Reed broke all our hearts a few weeks ago when he proposed to his on again off again girlfriend Lavinia Skye. Lucky for us, nothing is ever set in stone with those two.

[Picture of Mason Reed making out with a woman who isn't Skye on one side of the screen and on the other, Skye is shopping in sweat pants and a sloppy bun.]

New model Janice Erinn changed and hot doctor Jason Stalvern are rumored engaged, and by the look of all the PDA they're throwing around online, I'd say there's some truth to that.

[Picture of Janice and Jason making out on a park bench.]

Dry my eyes, Patrick Stewart and ex-stripper Dolores Stewart (NéeQueen) tied knot shortly before Christmas.

[Picture of them running through rice as they run from the church.]

First came love and then came marriage for Dr. Bruce Banner and sidekick Natasha Banner (NéeRomanoff), now the question we're all wondering is, when comes the baby in the baby carriage?

[Picture of Bruce on the toilet and Natasha brushing her teeth while he objects.]

And Ex-model Robin Broderick (Née Brandon) married Dare Devil turned instant millionaire Diamond Broderick.
[Picture of the two of them making out in their shower. Fog covers their naughty bits.]

Model Kristen Price recently got engaged to Dr. Sexy MD, AKA the gorgeous Dwight Brannigan.
[Picture of Ike in his white coat sexily pressing his stethoscope to Kitty's (who's in a sexy nurse costume) heart as she licks her lips.]

But that's not all, teen marriage is #trending and riding this wave is

Billionaire Nate Jacobs and his alternate universe counterpart superstar athlete Nate Jacobs to their girlfriends Maddie Perez and supermodel Maddy Perez respectively, who just got engaged a few days ago.
[Pictures of both Nates and both Maddys holding hands on a double date.]

Couple goals? I think so. When I was younger, I wish I was as cool and secure as these teens who have their whole lives figured out. Now they get to enjoy each other and the sweet sweet freedom that comes with it.

Don't be sad ladies, don't worry! If they haven't tied the knot, they're still technically single!
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Thursday, November 5th, 2020

12 Times Celebrity Couples Were #relationshipgoals

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1. That time Oz and Lorraine Dufrense wore matching outfits to the zoo.
[Picture of Oz and Lorraine holding hands and wearing matching shirts and black jeans]

The pair welcomed son Jermaine Dufresne on Halloween night!


2. When Bucky and Katherine shared a cup of coffee at their favorite spot.
[Picture of Katherine and Bucky laughing in the outdoor eating section of a local cafe.]

3. That sweet moment when Ward Meachum cuddled his fiancé Alex's baby bump.
[Picture of Ward kissing Alex's belly (in their home, on their couch)]

Tamara Meachum was born on 10/18!

4. When Finn ditched dating randos to be with his Annie.
[A picture of Maisie and Finn kissing next to a picture of Finn holding hands with Annie.]

5. When Ransom treated Zooey to the fanciest sushi place in town!
[Picture of Zooey feeding Ransom sushi.]

6. That time Selena got hot and heavy with her beau Mike.
[Mike and Selena making out on his bed.]

7. When Mason stepped out on the town with Skye and didn't cheat.
[Mason holding hands with Skye as they walk.]

8. The time Steve Rogers killed Millie's husband and claimed her as his own.
[Steve and Millie jogging side by side]

9. When Tony threw it all away for love.
[Tony 2 slow dancing with Pepper 2 at his home.]

10. When Ricky and Lola scoped out venues for their winter wedding.
[Ricky booping Lola's nose with whipped cream from his frappuccino.]

11. That time Rhodes danced like no one was watching -- except his love, Eunice.
[Picture of Rhodey in boxers, kissing Eunice.]

12. And finally when Alfred took his wife Wendy on a hot air balloon ride for their anniversary.
[Picture of Alfie embracing Gwen in a hot air balloon.]
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Friday, September 18th, 2020

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Hey there ladies and gentleman, are you tired of dating bums? Well there's some hope in sight. Here is Starshine's list of Stepfurt's top 17 most eligible bachelors!

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Elijah Spam

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[Knock knock on your door]
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