[His face is punched]
To my loyal subjects,
Today, under threat of being punched again, I have decided to resign. All laws made up to this point will be enforced for 5 more months and then it will revert to the default rules set by the magic of the town or to the rules set by my replacement.

The legal age of consent is 30, and every week, on every device, Myles Amil will deliver a mayoral address as the acting mayor in my resignation. All of my slaves are being freed and all of my pets will be euthanized.

Please remember that although I will be rotting in prison for my crimes against humanity, anyone who doesn't get married will be rotting in hell for eternity.

I love you and goodnight.