[This is being sent to every unmarried woman. There is a warning in their private notifications that states that not returning this form to town hall will result in a very hefty fine.]

1. What is your name?

2. What is your race?

3. What is your species?

4. What is your sexual orientation?

5. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

6. How late did you stay up last night?

7. Ever been kissed under the fireworks?

8. Do you believe ex's can be friends?

9. How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?

10. When was the last time you cried?

11.Who was the last person you took a picture/video of?

12.Was yesterday better than today?

13.Can you live a day without TV?

14.Are you upset about anything?

15.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?

16.If you could have any job/career, which would you choose?

17.Are you a bad influence?

18. Do you like blue cheese?

19. Have you ever smoked?

20. Do you own a gun?

21. What flavor Kool-Aid?

22. Do you get nervous before the doctor?

23. What do you like on hot dogs?

24. Favorite Movie? It's a tie between:

25. What do you prefer to drink in am?

26. Can you do a push up?

27. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

28. Do you have a favorite hobby or past time?

29. Do you wear glasses?

30. Who was your childhood idol?

31. Current worries:

32. Current hates:

33. Favorite place to be?

34. How do you bring in the New Year?

35. Do you own slippers?

36. What color shirt are you in?

37. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

38. Can you whistle?

39. Where are you now?

40. Would you be a pirate?

41. What song do you sing in the shower?

42. Favorite food?

43. What's in your pocket?

44. The last thing that made you laugh?

45. What's your favorite animal?

46. Worst injury?

47. How many TV's in your house?

48. Who is the last person who called you?

49. Are you a virgin?

50. How many sexual partners have you had?

[Family, Friends, Danny]
Look!! [She's so excited, she's crying. She puts her hand through the table] It worked!! [She jumps for joy then starts sinking through the floor. The excitement on her face turns to panic. She climbs out of the floor] Okay, no more phasing today. But it's back. [She smiles and gives a thumbs up then the tablet slips through her hands. She frowns and makes a face before vanishing. All thats left are her combat boots]

[She waits until he goes into the shower to shift. When he comes out, Sam is waiting for him.]
Hey, your um, girl let me in.

[Godmodding that they all showed up]
Okay so, first order of business, we should talk about what happened today... and what happens sometimes.

When the adults argue, we have to stay out of it. No matter what. Nobody cares about who you like best. I like Natasha, Peters and Phase, we know you like Tony, Evan, we know you like Cap. Everyone has their favorites, but they're people. They're going to fight and we're going to get grounded and we're going to get in trouble.

We need to stick together. We're a team beyond what they put together for us and if all of them disappeared today, we'd still be here as a team. We need to make a promise that no matter what happens, we're going to stay on this team. That means training together, communicating, and standing together when we're confronted.

[She passes around the pizza boxes so everyone can snack on them.]

All in favor? [She waits for the responses then goes on]

Second order of business. New additions. Phase's friends are here, Chaos and Metronome. Evan's friend is here, Jazz. And I personally think Andi and Scott would be good here. I know it's a lot of new people at once, but I think we could swing it if everyone's okay with it. What are your thoughts?

[+ being Pepper]
Okay, can someone please explain to me why anyone thought it was a good idea to let an insane, paranoid, super-powered, kid to training yesterday? Why wasn't I made aware that this girl, who was apparently on the news for trying to murder innocent civilians, was going to be there? I let it slide when the decision was made to reform the arsonist murder gang from the dome but now my kid is in the hospital because of your carelessness, Steve. I want answers and I want a promise that I can trust you to not let this happen again.

Is it just me or does 90% of this town need a cold shower. Isn't there anyone who just wants to be friends and not have meaningless sex? If so, can we be friends? Because I'm just not into all that and I have no idea if I'm alone in this or not.

[Avengers, Hunters, Junior Avengers, Hooligans, People with special abilities and good morals]
The crime rate in this town is too high, especially considering how many of us there are here. I'm setting up a task force with the number of heroes we have here. Back in Stepford we had a patrol team that was in charge of maintaining order and I think we'll have to do the same here. I'm inviting each of you to join in on this team.

Let's do something today? [They haven't done anything fun together in awhile.]

[He hands him a cellphone.]
I made you a phone. It'll only alert you when there's an emergency. Everything else is silent. I know you don't like getting caught in the group messages.