[Music starts. Video of Agnes torturing and threatening children with bodily harm. Cutting people, throwing bottles at people's heads so that they'll get cut by the debris, taking photos of bloody scenes to text to Seth, kicking people while they're down, and fighting her friends with absolutely no holding back.
Montage of her making out with Dorian that cuts periodically to her breaking his phone, punching him in his broken arm, and slapping him. Montage of her skipping holding hands with Camellia that cuts to her fist fighting with Camellia, picking at her self esteem, and snickering as Camellia cries. Montage of her being friendly with various adults (Avengers, social workers, teachers etc) that cuts periodically to her attacking her peers or mocking them when they turn their backs or leave the room.
Montage of her in near death situations; fighting a tiger, being attacked by her friends, being pinned down and carved into by two creepy looking old people, being beaten by the Mikaelsons. Cuts to her walking away present day with a grin on her face like she won because she did.]
I so don't want to be that girl but you have to enjoy something that isn't fried in grease or covered in sugar, right? Because I think we need to monitor your diet a little more closely. I don't want you to die of a heart attack at 30 and leave our child fatherless.
I was talking to Sam and he and Emma helped me go grocery shopping for some vegetables and ingredients for healthy meals. What do you say? Give it a shot?
[She's spent the day curled up in bed in Dean's guest room. Enough pity party for the day. So she's in a new dimension. And the Sam she knows and loves isn't here. And the one who is -- cares about her but has a life of his own. It's time to pull herself up by her bootstraps and figure out how to navigate this new world. So she gets dressed in clothes that belong to another woman and makes her way into the kitchen.
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