Someone took my husband. [There's a small cloud of lavender smoke around her.] Maybe he went home or maybe -- just maybe someone took him. If you've seen him? Tell him to come home. Or I'll be very angry. And I will start killing civilians.
[Doesn't actually have to be the morning after but this is the aftermath spam post. The hospital has notified families (if applicable) about their injured and deceased.]
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[Richard is talking to the talk show host about his political stance and religion. The suggestion is that Republicans aren't Godly people and Richard, although he takes offense to that, remains level headed as he gives his response.] People on the left are outraged when you question their patriotism, their dedication to the town as founded and their respect for the Constitution as originally written, but they continually vindicate our concerns. ( Read more... )
I know this is really pathetic but you're actually the closest thing I have to a friend. You're the only one who even pretended to care so... I want to share my joy.
I'm in love. I met my soulmate for real this time. You know him, actually. It's the old mayor of Stepford. Rick Ianhalder. I'm pretty much the luckiest girl in the multiverse.
[One date in and he's already living at her place. This is record time for her. Last time, it took a whole week before she and her ex moved in together. Now she's sitting on the couch, pretty sure she may be falling in love. Is that crazy? She's not sure. She leans into kiss him. After all, if you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his kiss.]
[Avengers, Hunters, Junior Avengers, Hooligans, People with special abilities and good morals] The crime rate in this town is too high, especially considering how many of us there are here. I'm setting up a task force with the number of heroes we have here. Back in Stepford we had a patrol team that was in charge of maintaining order and I think we'll have to do the same here. I'm inviting each of you to join in on this team.
[Video plays about Amos and it sums up the following: Amos Moses is a Cajun who lives by himself in the swamp. He hunts alligators for a living, he just knocks them in the head with a stump even though it's illegal hunting alligators down in the swamp. The video also shows that everyone blames Amos's father for making him as mean as a snake. When Amos was a little boy, his father would tie a rope around Amos's waist and throw him in the swamp in the Louisiana bayou. When Amos grew up he could trap the biggest and meanest alligators only using his right hand. It's all he has left because an alligator bit his left arm off, up to his elbow.]