[His face is punched]
To my loyal subjects,
Today, under threat of being punched again, I have decided to resign. All laws made up to this point will be enforced for 5 more months and then it will revert to the default rules set by the magic of the town or to the rules set by my replacement.

The legal age of consent is 30, and every week, on every device, Myles Amil will deliver a mayoral address as the acting mayor in my resignation. All of my slaves are being freed and all of my pets will be euthanized.

Please remember that although I will be rotting in prison for my crimes against humanity, anyone who doesn't get married will be rotting in hell for eternity.

I love you and goodnight.

I'm astounded by the lack of turnout, it's almost as if nobody believes in this good democracy.

There were only 3 votes sent in today. I guess women can't vote. [He said the vote was on the 15th original post but he misspoke, it was the 13th. There were no corrections issued, nor were there any signs or posters or ads that would let people know when or where the vote was. Whoops, it was an honest mistake, but he'll never admit that. Nor does he realize it yet. ]

So I don't really get this whole -- TicketyTocker thing but everyone seems to listen to the other people on here who make videos and speak their minds. It seems to influence a lot of people so I'm going to try my best to reach out to as many people as I can tonight to say -- what really should never need to be said.

Women are human beings and therefore need to be respected as human beings. Women's rights are human rights. If women aren't allowed to vote then nobody should be voting. If women aren't given fair wages, we should all be on strike. I stand with women. I stand for humanity. What do you stand for?

IF HE CHEATED ON YOU, instead of leaving him, understand the fact that you lack something the girl he cheated on u with doesn't. Find out the error in yourself, apologize to him. Say sorry to him. Accept it be better woman. He's innocent and you are the one with guilt. shut up.

#womenshouldntvote

Hey guys, I'm going to be trying harder to maintain our town's family structure so we're gonna try something out. Starting today, women's salaries are going to be cut in half and the men's salaries will be doubled. Let's try it for the month and see how it feels.

We'll regroup and vote on this at the end of the month- er- I mean the men will vote. For now, for less political discourse in the house, we'll try out letting only men vote.

I know this feels extreme, but the divorce rate is at a whopping 3% of marriages, which as you all know is the highest rate Stepfurt's ever seen. Currently more than 30% of adults who are of age are still not married.

So starting today, February 16th, voting March 16th.

Wow, thanks for voting me in guys. My first order of business is that birth control is illegal. No condoms, no shots, no pills, no abortions. None of that. In fact, women who don't let those innocent babies live will be shot by firing squad.

Second, let's make it easier to get guns!