Do you guys want to meet my boyfriend?

So...Cam and Agnes informed me they are planning to get married soon. Thought you should know in case you hadn't been informed yet.

Hey. So I don't know if you saw the video today, but Brick needs help. Therapy, probably. [He's been doing research, and while it was treated as a thing to be ashamed of back in his day, he knows it's different here and now, even if he's struggling with some things himself.]

Obviously that's not something I'm qualified for. But I need help for him.

[MJ]

Just checking in. You doing okay? I assume you're still at Stark's with

[*Cops, Significant others of cops, all Steves and their SOs and family, all Bucky's and their SOs and family,.]
So we have a few weeks to go but this is exactly the time to start scheduling plans for the Thanksgiving holiday. We're hosting a feast at ours and you're all invited. Bring your partner or your friend, bring your kids, bring that handsome man or pretty woman you've had your eye on. There'll be food, of course, movies, sports, and games. I want to do our first holiday here right. What do you say? Bear in mind, I won't take no for an answer.

Oh boy...You've really done it now...

Good Morning Stepfurt... is that right? Stepfurt? We moved from Stepford right over to Stepfurt, okay. Good Morning Stepfurt, this is Josh Bath with the Realest Hour.

And again, it's such an honor to be a part of this amazing news team. Seems we have quite a bit of news to cover today since most of this stuff happened at least a week ago. So first things first, Ronald Trunt was killed by his wife Maria Michael in the dressing room of the modeling agency that he owned. It's unclear whether or not Mrs. Michael is facing any jail time over that. Does anyone know? Drop a line if you know.

Anyways, I don't know who had time to catch that concert the other night by that band of mutant teenagers but I hope you didn't because -- a lot of people died. Total massacre of human lives by both the band and half of the Avengers until the end there when the bad Avengers suddenly switched sides and turned on the band. No word really about what happened there either but I'm scared. I don't know about you but I'm terrified. I literally cannot sleep at night because I'm afraid one of them's going to rip my house apart and kill me. It's been five days and no sleep. I've had so much coffee just to function right now, can you see my hand? Can I get a closeup on my hands? They're trembling, see? I can't tell if it's the fear or the caffeine at this point. Probably both. I wonder what's going on in their heads during something like that. No, I wonder what's going on in their heads just in their ordinary lives. Some of these guys are married, right? Some have girlfriends and boyfriends. I wonder what it's like to try to balance being pretty much a normal life and Avengers stuff.

So let me ask you a question, what do you think? Could you date someone who has godlike powers and runs the whole town to their liking? I think I could. I think I could. It's intimidating but not in a bad way. What do you think? Call in, lines are open. I want to hear what the people of Stepfurt think about this.

[In comments]

Someone call a tailor because I think Stepfurt needs a Button.

[Avengers, Hunters, Junior Avengers, Hooligans, People with special abilities and good morals]
The crime rate in this town is too high, especially considering how many of us there are here. I'm setting up a task force with the number of heroes we have here. Back in Stepford we had a patrol team that was in charge of maintaining order and I think we'll have to do the same here. I'm inviting each of you to join in on this team.

Hey there ladies and gentleman, are you tired of dating bums? Well there's some hope in sight. Here is Starshine's list of Stepfurt's top 17 most eligible bachelors!

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Niklaus has broken the treaty between our sides. He kidnapped and killed Karen and while my family will defend itself against intrusions, when confronted about this he made it clear that he was no longer interested in maintaining the peace I promised.

Consider this a race to whoever can find him first. I hope for his sake, it's you.

The vampires kidnapped Karen and killed her. Mouse, Smiley, and Cole got really hurt too. We got them out.

Looks like I have a chance to pay up sooner than I expected.

There's a man here, he goes by the name of Klaus. He's a werewolf and an original vampire. He's unkillable and has an obsession with siring his own hybrid werewolf army. You'll want to lay low if you spot him.

[Bucky]
How's everything going with your super soldier?