Friday, March 8th, 2024

TicketyTocker

[info]fatthalpert
So I don't really get this whole -- TicketyTocker thing but everyone seems to listen to the other people on here who make videos and speak their minds. It seems to influence a lot of people so I'm going to try my best to reach out to as many people as I can tonight to say -- what really should never need to be said.

Women are human beings and therefore need to be respected as human beings. Women's rights are human rights. If women aren't allowed to vote then nobody should be voting. If women aren't given fair wages, we should all be on strike. I stand with women. I stand for humanity. What do you stand for?
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Monday, August 22nd, 2022

Spam

[info]_brinna
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Saturday, June 26th, 2021

Spams

[info]_getyourgun
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Thursday, June 10th, 2021

Family (Future only) and Avengers + Thunderbolts

[info]poorelijah
Captain Rogers and the Avengers, it has come to our attention that our sister Beth has been defiled by a member of your team. She's just a young girl and immediately when she arrived, Cole Porter accosted her and married her. She's a minor and knows nothing of your world, I beg you to please take the appropriate measures to rectify this situation and save my sister.
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Tuesday, March 2nd, 2021

Model House - Family Vacation (Episode 1)

[info]movingup
[Eli's fangs are out, it sparkles in the light with a sound effect that happens when cartoons show something shiny. He's in a mansion in a giant pool on a floatie, there's a cocktail in his hand.]
Did you miss me?

My friends all decided to settle down and get married, have kids... but I'm a vampire and I missed my bags. I compelled all of my old roommates to come back for one final hoorah, and this time, I got their spouses too.

[Camera pans to the front of the house where Dime carries Robin in. Midge comes out of a car, followed by Lola, followed by Ricky. The whole montage makes everyone look very hot and glamorous. Skye and Mason fall out of their car, making out. Kitty tosses her handbag at Ike on her way inside and scouts the area for Nicky who emerges from a car with Q. She starts kissing Ike when she spots him. Lorraine comes in with Jermaine and picks a room, Oz lurks in the doorway. Alfie comes in with one kid on each arm and Gwen leads the way to claim a room with a violin case in hand. Dean's unloading the trunk of his 67 Chevy Impala while Merc sips her smoothie. Seph heads inside with Jim's arm around her shoulder. Johnny and Winnie are laughing as they tumble into the bushes. Axel steps out of his car looking like a model.]
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Sunday, January 3rd, 2021

[info]unclejerry
[He shows up at the house Skye and Seph are living in, but on his way to the door he sees a boy walk out of the house with fang marks in his neck. A vampire lives here, it's not safe. He needs to be smart about getting his girls back in his grasp.]

Friends of Persephone and Lavinia Skye
Hi, I'm Jerry. I'm trying to get in contact with my nieces, Persephone and Lavinia, but I don't know how to do that without scaring them off. I just want to be a family with them again. Please help me.
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Thursday, December 31st, 2020

[info]unclejerry
[Sends flowers to Skye and Seph, love Uncle Jerry.]
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Wednesday, October 7th, 2020

Daily spams

[info]abadsign
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Tuesday, October 6th, 2020

Daily spams

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Monday, October 5th, 2020

[info]squeakysqueak
[This video with this music!



[Mouse is 13 sitting across a desk from Seth. Seth nods his head slowly.]

To be clear, I asked you to do me a favor and you're saying no, thank you.
[Mouse squirms a little in his seat, anxious of what's to come. He tries to explain.]
I can't.

You can't what?

I can't -- I can't cut someone's eyes.

You physically cannot?

Yes. No, I mean I just can't. Please. No, thank you.

[Seth lunges across the table a split second later, grabbing Mouse by his collar and dragging him across the desk to face him.]
No, thank you. [Seth hisses through his teeth and drags the boy down the hall. He opens a chest and throws Mouse in. He locks it. Mouse screams and begs to be set free.]

I'll be back in a few days. You think about what you've done, Mr. Cratchit.]

[Mouse is sixteen. He and Cole are wrapping a crying man in chains. Dorian takes a last drag from his cigarette before flicking it away. He kneels down next to the man.]

Please. Please don't do this. I'll never touch her again, I swear. Never. Tell Seth I learned my lesson. I'll never do it again!

I know. [Dorian pats the man's cheek and rises up again. Brick hitches the chain to the back of a truck. Mouse pours gasoline over the man's body and climbs into the driver's seat. Dorian, Brick, Oatie and Cole climb into the back of the pickup.]

Gun it. [Dorian orders. Mouse starts speeding, the man screams behind them. Oatie aims his lit cigarette at the body and flicks. The man ignites into flames.]


[Mouse is doing his homework and gets a text from Seth to meet him at his house. The boy goes immediately. Seth has a report card in front of him.]

What do we say to D marks, Mouse?

[Mouse doesn't answer right away.]
I'm doing extra credit.

Don't make me ask again.

[Mouse blinks slowly and swallows hard.]
No, thank you.

[Seth smiles. He gets up and walks out of the room. Mouse follows. They enter a room and then Mouse panicks. He tries to run. Seth grabs him and shoves him in the chest.]
No, thank you.

[Mouse is 18. He's standing in front of a family of four who kneel before him, Dorian, Oatie, Pat, Cole, Agnes, and Camellia. Brick is beating a man to death in front of them. Once he's dead, Dorian asks for the next volunteer. The woman sobs uncontrollably. Agnes slits her throat. Dorian picks another at random and smashes in their head with a bat. Cole shoots one in the knee. Mouse gets a text from Seth. They all stop.]
He says leave one. [Cole shrugs and shoots the one untouched in the head. Pat complains loudly that blood splashed on his banana. He groans as he tries to eat around it and decides he can't.]

What did they even do? [Cam asks as she kicks the injured one left in his wound.]

I don't ask questions. [Mouse replies. They ride away.]

[Montage of the Hooligans beating people, some to death. They mutilate others. There are several shots of Mouse being thrown into a chest only to be released days later covered in his own waste and vomit.

Final scene: Mouse is 19. Seth calls them all into a dinner meeting. When the meal finishes, Seth stabs Oatie in the back of the head with a knife and has them dispose of the body. All of the Hooligans are visibly shaken, save for Pat.

Fade to black.]
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Monday, September 28th, 2020

Daily spams

[info]makethemost
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Saturday, September 26th, 2020

Daily spams

[info]_angrygirl
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Thursday, September 24th, 2020

Spim

[info]amandassister
[She just moved into her house and it's surprisingly nice. She wonders if this place is going to be like Stepford. She's outside on her porch smoking a cigarette when she spots her neighbor coming home looking tired.]
Hey.
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Thursday, September 17th, 2020

PTA (All Stepfurt legal adults); Fail Filter

[info]missmorality
So now that school is in again, we need to have some hard discussions. My daughter is a local and I don't think she belongs with Displaced children. Locals have special needs, I don't want her to have to try to live up to Displaced children's standards and I don't want her to slow down the Displaced kids progress either. I have two Displaced sons and honestly, being at school should be their time to thrive in a safe environment. I move that we have two separate but equal schools.
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Tuesday, September 15th, 2020

Daily spams

[info]nataliedont
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Monday, September 7th, 2020

Spim

[info]theofficebitch
Should I call Jack? He said he'd find me but he hasn't written me yet and I'm afraid one of the super hot men who cockblocked our date tried to kill him or something. I don't know what they wanted from him, but I think he's like some kind of CIA agent or something because he's super mysterious and hot, but like, in an "I've probably killed people" kind of way? Like a James Bond but if James Bond was hotter- Oh My God- does that make me a Bond girl? I think it does. I'd have to have a different name though, not Kelly Kapoor, something like Honey Ryder or Pussy Galore. I don't think I can pull off having Pussy as a name but maybe I could be something like Kissy Suzuki only like Kissy Kapoor? I'll have to work on the name, but I think he could actually be a secret agent and I could end up being his sidekick/girlfriend/partner in crime. I don't know, what do you think? Should I call him?
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Friday, August 21st, 2020

Fail Filter to Lorraine

[info]fatthalpert
Hey Lorraine, great news. So my old work showed up here -- minus all my old co-workers, so I applied again and I got my old job back. They say they're hiring for a receptionist too if you're interested. We have a pretty good insurance plan. I know you were worried about that.
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Thursday, August 13th, 2020

[info]cantttracettime
PTA Meeting at my house. No under 21s allowed.

[It's a mixer. Come bring your adults to break some ice.]
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