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Hey guys, I'm going to be trying harder to maintain our town's family structure so we're gonna try something out. Starting today, women's salaries are going to be cut in half and the men's salaries will be doubled. Let's try it for the month and see how it feels.

We'll regroup and vote on this at the end of the month- er- I mean the men will vote. For now, for less political discourse in the house, we'll try out letting only men vote.

I know this feels extreme, but the divorce rate is at a whopping 3% of marriages, which as you all know is the highest rate Stepfurt's ever seen. Currently more than 30% of adults who are of age are still not married.

So starting today, February 16th, voting March 16th.

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My name is Jenny Whiteman. I don't know who needs to hear this but if your partner is hitting you or hurting you? They don't love you and you need to leave. Make a plan today.

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A hoard of celebrities including Chris and Karen Prak and others have all been arrested for human trafficking, endangering minors, and sex crimes. [All involved listed] Their right to fair trial has been waived and they will all be imprisoned for a million jajillion years.