Sunday, March 31st, 2024

Spams

[info]averagelife
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Thursday, March 21st, 2024

[info]officerofthelaw
She has a tattoo...
You marry her...
15 years later your daughters want tattoos on their arms and thighs...
You try to instill discipline and they tell you that "mom also has one"...
They ask for permission from their tattooed mother who sees absolutely nothing wrong with it...
She accompanies them to go get their desired tattoos then later she tells them "don't worry about your father,I'll deal with him"
You come home and your daughters have their arms inked,with smiles on their faces...
You try to understand what's going on and how does your wife allow such...
But you have no say because you married a mentally corrupted woman who has emasculated you...
You allowed her into your life with her type of mindset and strange beliefs...
In short...
Women who have tattoos are for the dump site...

PS
Homophobic slurs deserve to raise children too. I don't care how sick it makes the rest of us normal people. Leave the slurs alone. When you see them on the streets and stuff, just turn your heads away like the rest of us.
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Saturday, January 6th, 2024

Spam Chowdah

[info]soljaboi
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Sunday, August 13th, 2023

Mammograms

[info]brooklynkid
[Come get your mammograms here]
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Wednesday, August 9th, 2023

Ham

[info]stepfordproject
Get your free ham here!
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Monday, July 31st, 2023

Spams!

[info]stepfordproject
Here
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Sunday, July 30th, 2023

Lambs

[info]averagelife
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Friday, September 23rd, 2022

Shamalams

[info]lobbyhero
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Thursday, September 15th, 2022

Spam

[info]picks_the_music
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Tuesday, August 9th, 2022

Spams

[info]_boost
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Monday, April 4th, 2022

Avengers Meeting

[info]canttracetime
[Natasha tries to reach Millie first, but her speed's no match for Tony's suit. At least they were both going to bring her to the tower anyway. All of the Avengers convene there to discuss this issue. When Cap arrives, he's walking in on a debate already in progress.]
I get it. I was watching the case the whole time and if that was my kid out there, I can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing. I'm not famously unemotional myself. She's a parent and the action she took is totally understandable, but actions have consequences. If she's upfront and turns herself in I think she has a case for temporary insanity. Worst case scenario, she ends up in Steve's rehabilitation program.

[Sam's not convinced.]
How can you expect us to put our trust in the system after what we saw today? We can't put our faith in a corrupt system and expect them to do the right thing. This needs to be settled in house with us. With Steve.

That's not how this works. [Tony fires back.] If we act like we're above the law, we have no right intervening in it.
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Saturday, March 26th, 2022

Sp@mz

[info]stepfordproject
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Tuesday, June 15th, 2021

Spams? More like Scams, am I right?

[info]_boost
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Monday, May 3rd, 2021

Fight (The Hydra one)

[info]badcap
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Thursday, March 4th, 2021

Narrative

[info]chooseyou
[She's been working her way up to using her powers while turned off, but she didn't expect this. She's staring at herself in the mirror and she rips the collar to shreds with her mind. She blasts the cage open with her telekinesis and the guards who run at her burst open into a million pieces as they try to stop her. She finds Sebastian and sucks his life force out of him with a scream.

She's a Phoenix. She leaves the club and Stepfurt is on fire. She started it. She has all the power. It feels amazing. Annie appears and hugs her. Everything around them bursts into flames. She picks Annie up and flies them to HYDRA's base. The other soldiers explode. Helmut Zemo's syringes all inject into him at once and he falls to the ground in an excruciating death. She rips the door off to Evan's room with her mind and reaches out for his hand with hers.

She flies with both of them to her throne of fire. It's happy. They're free. It's what she wants. It's... within her reach. The screams of the civilians get louder and louder. Another version of herself walks up to them. Her POV switches to the new Jean. She sees Evan, she sees Annie, but she's not looking at herself. She's looking at a Phoenix made of fire. It's trying to seduce her.

This could be yours, it coos. Let me set you free.

She looks around. Everyone else is either dying or dead. Everyone who tries to approach them explodes immediately as if there's a forcefield around them.

Jean, don't, another voice whispers, pleading. She knows it. Professor X. She's met him once before. He's not here. Remember who you are.

Everything goes black. She wakes up in her cage, the collar is on her. She tries to destroy it with her powers, but has no access. Cap's here to pick her up for a training session with Evan.]
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Thursday, February 25th, 2021

Hydra

[info]chooseyou
[Cap has rented Sebastian's new telepath in an attempt to help Evan with this heat wave because the recruits might faint from heat exhaustion training inn this weather.

He puts the dial up on her consciousness so that she can enter Evan's mind. He tells her to help him understand this weather's his fault.

In theory she could just say it to him and make him believe it, but she's going to drag it out because she doesn't want to go back into her cage. She sits in front of Evan and talks in his mind for privacy.]

Hi.
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