Here!

[He texts everyone that he passed his driver's test and comes back to the tower to see a brand new Porsche in the driveway with a big bow on it from Tony Stark.]
OH BOY!

Let's have a weird food party/Thanksgiving at my big ass mansion. I'm bringing these gems from the local supermarket.

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Let me ask you all a question.

My idea of a friend is when you do a lotta things together and have a lotta fun, but my definition of love is different. You touch and hold each other and you only want to be alone clinging to each other... but maybe I'm old fashioned. So for all of you people, do you have friends that you hug and kiss and maybe even more but you call "just friends"?

ETA: Also would you live with them and share a bed?

[Camellia's writing in her diary. As she writes, her voice narrates herself to words.]

Dear Diary,

Today I added five new toenails to my special jar today. I never told you this, but when no one's around, I like to grab one of Brick's fingernail clippings or toenail clippings from my collection jar and chew it. I'm obsessed with them, they're so yummy. One day when we're married I'll collect his teeth and wear them as a necklace and just suck on them. I love his teeth.

Last night I dreamed Bucky banged me again and chopped me into tiny pieces to serve on a silver platter to Brick. Lord Brick was pleased. Then Captain America threw all my meat on a grill with barbecue sauce and fed me piece by to my sweet love, and lightly dabbed the sauce from the corners of his mouth. Then Bucky and Cap tenderly sucked his sweet toes as all the pieces of me travelled to his stomach and then made a baby of us for him to birth.

When I woke up this morning I cried because it was all a dream. Why can't my wishes ever be true?!

Love,

Camellia.

[Andi, Kira, Nina, Lillian, Evan, Suzie, Peters x2, Ned x2, MJs, Miercoles]
The big lacrosse game is tomorrow, who's coming?

[Ev]
I aced the pre-calc test. That's ka-blamo.

[Brotherhood]
Does anyone know any exercises I can do to work on my telekinesis?

What's up, Bitches?

[As the Hooligans exercise within an inch of their life as punishment for that display yesterday, Natasha takes note of the girl who'd filtered to them yesterday. She's glad she showed up to practice because she'd meant to talk to her but was a little distracted yesterday.]
Hi Jazz, I'm Natasha. I was afraid you wouldn't come today, we didn't get a chance to speak yesterday.

Does anyone wanna go to the mall?

[Avengers]
[Includes Junior Avengers and Hooligans]
Hi, my name is Jasmine Hale and I'm a mutant. Evan's my friend from another world and he mentioned that you guys train people like me who want to help fight crime. I was in Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters at home so this is literally exactly what I want to do in my life and if someone is willing to train me I'd be very grateful.

Right now I can do this. [She backs up and closes her eyes, focusing hard then suddenly she levitates. She goes higher and higher until her head bumps the ceiling then her concentration breaks and she starts to fall, but catches herself before hitting the ground.] Oops... [She smiles at the camera then continues her demonstration] I can also do this. [She picks up some buttons that she was planning on pinning to her purse with her telepathy and moves them around before setting them all down.] And I'm getting better every day, but I know I can do more if I practice hard enough. I was trying to make a force field and it's still really small, about the size of my hand, but I think I can make it bigger if I practice enough.

[Evan]
I think I should learn Jiu Jitsu.