Thursday, April 11th, 2024

URGENT HELP NEEDED

[info]theanonnetwork
Got into a fight with the wife and things went bad. Kid got mixed up in fight. Buried both but now boy is missing. Checked hospitals but not there. Can the dead come back to life here? Scared!! Help!!
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Sunday, March 31st, 2024

Spams

[info]averagelife
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Saturday, March 23rd, 2024

Avengers 2.0 Action Spam

[info]brooklynman
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Thursday, March 21st, 2024

[info]officerofthelaw
She has a tattoo...
You marry her...
15 years later your daughters want tattoos on their arms and thighs...
You try to instill discipline and they tell you that "mom also has one"...
They ask for permission from their tattooed mother who sees absolutely nothing wrong with it...
She accompanies them to go get their desired tattoos then later she tells them "don't worry about your father,I'll deal with him"
You come home and your daughters have their arms inked,with smiles on their faces...
You try to understand what's going on and how does your wife allow such...
But you have no say because you married a mentally corrupted woman who has emasculated you...
You allowed her into your life with her type of mindset and strange beliefs...
In short...
Women who have tattoos are for the dump site...

PS
Homophobic slurs deserve to raise children too. I don't care how sick it makes the rest of us normal people. Leave the slurs alone. When you see them on the streets and stuff, just turn your heads away like the rest of us.
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Tuesday, March 19th, 2024

Splams

[info]stepfordproject
Lamamamas
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Sunday, February 11th, 2024

TicketyTocker

[info]fuckmit
Girls want to do their tests with their oranges, I got a simpler one to see if she respects you. When Kleegan McBeegan walks into the room, he's greeted "Hello Mr. Mayor" as a sign of respect. When you walk into a room, she should be the one greeting you if she respects you. Same goes for female friends. If she wants to talk to you, she will. Stop texting first. Stop initiating shit.

Try it out and see what happens. Women who respect you and value you will greet you pleasantly with a smile on their face. [He walks into the kitchen where Scarlet's cooking and she says "Hey, handsome" then he looks at the camera like, see? What did I tell you.]
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Monday, February 5th, 2024

ToTD

[info]officerofthelaw
A man raising a daughter is the ultimate cuck. I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising, and rearing a girl for at least 18-21 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are literally dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ultimate and final cuck! Think about it logically.
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Friday, February 2nd, 2024

[info]officerofthelaw
No hymen, no diamond. Real men don't settle for blown out street meat.

Learn OR PERISH!
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Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024

Spam fried rice

[info]stepfordproject
Come and get it
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Monday, January 22nd, 2024

Spams

[info]_getyourgun
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Thursday, January 11th, 2024

Every Eligible Maiden

[info]stepfordproject
[This is being sent to every unmarried woman. There is a warning in their private notifications that states that not returning this form to town hall will result in a very hefty fine.]

1. What is your name?

2. What is your race?

3. What is your species?

4. What is your sexual orientation?

5. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

6. How late did you stay up last night?

7. Ever been kissed under the fireworks?

8. Do you believe ex's can be friends?

9. How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?

10. When was the last time you cried?

11.Who was the last person you took a picture/video of?

12.Was yesterday better than today?

13.Can you live a day without TV?

14.Are you upset about anything?

15.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?

16.If you could have any job/career, which would you choose?

17.Are you a bad influence?

18. Do you like blue cheese?

19. Have you ever smoked?

20. Do you own a gun?

21. What flavor Kool-Aid?

22. Do you get nervous before the doctor?

23. What do you like on hot dogs?

24. Favorite Movie? It's a tie between:

25. What do you prefer to drink in am?

26. Can you do a push up?

27. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

28. Do you have a favorite hobby or past time?

29. Do you wear glasses?

30. Who was your childhood idol?

31. Current worries:

32. Current hates:

33. Favorite place to be?

34. How do you bring in the New Year?

35. Do you own slippers?

36. What color shirt are you in?

37. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

38. Can you whistle?

39. Where are you now?

40. Would you be a pirate?

41. What song do you sing in the shower?

42. Favorite food?

43. What's in your pocket?

44. The last thing that made you laugh?

45. What's your favorite animal?

46. Worst injury?

47. How many TV's in your house?

48. Who is the last person who called you?

49. Are you a virgin?

50. How many sexual partners have you had?
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Saturday, January 6th, 2024

Spam Chowdah

[info]soljaboi
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Monday, January 1st, 2024

ToTD

[info]officerofthelaw
A woman who views you as her alpha will be eager to have your babies, the moment a woman starts telling you about family planning and her career etc, know she settled for you.
It is hardwired in women to carry an alpha man's genes, goes back to the ancient times. Before innovations in the medical field, it was a suicide mission for a woman to be pregnant. Thus it was important she'd risk her life for reproducing genes of an alpha male
Even in the animal kingdom, the females only give mating and reproduction privileges to the alpha male. Of course the men in such marriages will convince themselves they're civilized, that they're planning for the right time to have kids.
So why get married in the first place if you're not yet ready to have kids, why not remain boyfriend and girlfriend? The main purpose of marriage is procreation. To any foolish man who is in such a situation, ask yourself if your woman was married to a Tony Stark, Captain America or Charlie Stewart, would she not be begging to have kids?
Learn OR perish!!!
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Sunday, December 31st, 2023

Spams and what not

[info]stepfordproject
Over heree
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Wednesday, December 27th, 2023

Spams

[info]stepfordproject
Hams
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Wednesday, December 13th, 2023

Christmas Plot

[info]ironstank
Tony's drones are going around town confiscating and destroying any toys or playthings in town. People with them are given warnings that they are breaking the law and will be arrested if found with the toys again. The drones are also confiscating all Christmas lights, trees, and all holiday paraphernalia
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Friday, December 1st, 2023

Plot

[info]stepfordproject
The town is mostly cleaned up now. Unfortunately a bunch of toys have escaped their packaging and stores and are now attacking everyone in town! Go fight the toys!!!
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Wednesday, November 8th, 2023

Prams

[info]abaddsign
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Wednesday, November 1st, 2023

Spams

[info]stepfordproject
Below
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Tuesday, October 31st, 2023

Spams

[info]stepfordproject
Stuffs
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