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Hello, this is Howard Stark from Stark Industries. I'm excited to be here today introducing the newest cutting edge advancements in technology and bio-chemistry.

As many of you know, Captain America is a super soldier. What you may not know is that the serum that changed his body into this ultra capable fighting machine was created by me and my colleagues. We struck gold and since then, we've never been able to recreate that serum. Until now.

Introducing Vera Munch and her Liberty League. [A group of 5 girls (including Marina and Thaleia) walks onto stage following Vera. All physically fit girls ranging from 16 to 18 years old. They're dressed in matching black uniforms and standing like soldiers] I know I saw some news buzzing around about these girls fighting crime, they're fantastic. I know they're young, but they've been trained in every fighting style that exists in this universe. Every one of these girls is as strong and as fast as Captain America himself, and they'll be out to help the Junior Avengers and police officers keep you safe.

[The audience erupts into applause] But wait, there's more. The geniuses at Stark Industries have developed [introduces technology that was stolen by a local who entered a sweepstakes].

And last but certainly not least, I'd like to introduce the world to my son. The man who is truly worthy of inheriting this company when I pass, my pride and joy who has never in this universe joined me on stage. Roscoe Stark, come on out here. He's the most brilliant man I know.

[The talk continues with several more super impressive stolen inventions and medical advancements derived from super serum. He fills the full 30 minute segment he was booked for with fantastical theatrics that would inspire any young scientific mind. When he leaves the stage, there's a standing ovation. The girls, Vera, and Roscoe all Howie exit the stage.]

[Tony;Each seperately]
After years and years of wishing and waiting for any version of you to become a real man, I finallqa found a son who's capable of leading a company.

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So this is the push-up challenge. Apparently you're supposed to do as many push-ups as you can in a minute and nominate a few people to raise awareness about homeless kids in Stepfurt. Donation link to the local shelter will be below.

[He does 120 pushups and the timer beeps.]

I nominate every Steve Rogers, the other versions of me, and Sam Wilson.

Donation Link.

Hi everyone. I wanted to check in on how everybody's healing from the fight. You all did an amazing job and I'm so proud of you.

Sorry I've been MIA, I've been in and out of surgeries. Thanks to the surgeons and Dr. Banner's new miracle healing pill, I should be able to rejoin practice by the end of the month, but I think it goes without saying that it's going to take a lot of work for some of us to get back to the level we were at during the fight.

The reason why I included the Thunderbolts in this filter is that I think we should train together. Although we were on different sides of the building, we both gave it our all and didn't stop fighting until we couldn't anymore. That's impressive. I want to see if our teams work well together in fights that aren't so intense. We patrol the town and take down minor criminals and I feel like the energy the Thunderbolts brought to the fight was exactly what we stand for. This is our formal invitation to join us during our private practices.

Peters, I know you have super healing so you're probably all better now. Please lead practice and capture the flag until I'm cleared.

Holy shit. What the fuck???? Did you guys see that?