[Cap can't catch a break, he's been bitten by a "Homelander" tick.]
There are going to be some changes made. Our town needs heroes. Real heroes. The Avengers.

They need hope in these troubling times. Between the fall of Stark Industries, the new villains popping up every day, our townspeople need someone to believe in. We used to be that before we started pandering to criminals. We need to send a strong message to the universe that we will protect them.

Sam, Bucky, Millie, Wanda, Quicksilver, Nat, and I will be the team. Everybody is entitled to one sidekick. There will be only one version of each member on the team. I will be reviewing the versions and tapping the ones most qualified for the position. All other versions will lay low or consult the main version before conducting themselves in public. No more Bucky versions getting mauled on the street for something one did. If there's a problem, contact the team and we will either handle it or approve that you do. Our public approval matters.

[He sighs]
And the rehabilitation team is disbanded. We can't show a soft approach to crime. From here on out, we're the final line of defense. Dorian and his team graduate. HYDRA will be kept in lockup downstairs until they are ready to reenter the public, I'll leave that to the other version of me's discretion. Andi, Cyndi, Mortie, Helena, James, and Alice are released from the program and are being added to the Junior Avengers. Suzie is off of the Junior Avengers. Lucien is the head of the New Avengers. We need to present strength and strength comes from power.

So Bucky's going to help us graduate the rehab program.

Mhm

Here we go!

[He fills his car with Thunderbolts, drugs, and liquor then speeds off with them to crash the show. They pull in and security lets them in. Cole pops a bottle of champagne and Lesley runs down to check if she heard correctly. She did. Unfortunately]
You guys can't be here! [Lesley says, attempting to usher them out to no avail]

Captain Rogers and the Avengers, it has come to our attention that our sister Beth has been defiled by a member of your team. She's just a young girl and immediately when she arrived, Cole Porter accosted her and married her. She's a minor and knows nothing of your world, I beg you to please take the appropriate measures to rectify this situation and save my sister.

ova heyah

Hi everyone. I wanted to check in on how everybody's healing from the fight. You all did an amazing job and I'm so proud of you.

Sorry I've been MIA, I've been in and out of surgeries. Thanks to the surgeons and Dr. Banner's new miracle healing pill, I should be able to rejoin practice by the end of the month, but I think it goes without saying that it's going to take a lot of work for some of us to get back to the level we were at during the fight.

The reason why I included the Thunderbolts in this filter is that I think we should train together. Although we were on different sides of the building, we both gave it our all and didn't stop fighting until we couldn't anymore. That's impressive. I want to see if our teams work well together in fights that aren't so intense. We patrol the town and take down minor criminals and I feel like the energy the Thunderbolts brought to the fight was exactly what we stand for. This is our formal invitation to join us during our private practices.

Peters, I know you have super healing so you're probably all better now. Please lead practice and capture the flag until I'm cleared.

There's a new Oatie here. We need to kill him before he hurts some innocent girl.

My name is Dr. Goldberg, I work at Sacred Lung Hospital. I'm calling at this hour to inform you that your son was involved in a fight and is in critical condition in our ICU.

[*Family of Thunderbolts, Avengers, Thunderbolts]
So I think we need to address the elephant in the room. The kids are doing drugs and that's obviously not acceptable. I think we need to make some changes. I think they need to take random drug tests, go to rehab, and go to meetings.

Cole
You're moving back in with me.