Spims

She has a tattoo...
You marry her...
15 years later your daughters want tattoos on their arms and thighs...
You try to instill discipline and they tell you that "mom also has one"...
They ask for permission from their tattooed mother who sees absolutely nothing wrong with it...
She accompanies them to go get their desired tattoos then later she tells them "don't worry about your father,I'll deal with him"
You come home and your daughters have their arms inked,with smiles on their faces...
You try to understand what's going on and how does your wife allow such...
But you have no say because you married a mentally corrupted woman who has emasculated you...
You allowed her into your life with her type of mindset and strange beliefs...
In short...
Women who have tattoos are for the dump site...

PS
Homophobic slurs deserve to raise children too. I don't care how sick it makes the rest of us normal people. Leave the slurs alone. When you see them on the streets and stuff, just turn your heads away like the rest of us.

[This is being sent to every unmarried woman. There is a warning in their private notifications that states that not returning this form to town hall will result in a very hefty fine.]

1. What is your name?

2. What is your race?

3. What is your species?

4. What is your sexual orientation?

5. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

6. How late did you stay up last night?

7. Ever been kissed under the fireworks?

8. Do you believe ex's can be friends?

9. How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?

10. When was the last time you cried?

11.Who was the last person you took a picture/video of?

12.Was yesterday better than today?

13.Can you live a day without TV?

14.Are you upset about anything?

15.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?

16.If you could have any job/career, which would you choose?

17.Are you a bad influence?

18. Do you like blue cheese?

19. Have you ever smoked?

20. Do you own a gun?

21. What flavor Kool-Aid?

22. Do you get nervous before the doctor?

23. What do you like on hot dogs?

24. Favorite Movie? It's a tie between:

25. What do you prefer to drink in am?

26. Can you do a push up?

27. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

28. Do you have a favorite hobby or past time?

29. Do you wear glasses?

30. Who was your childhood idol?

31. Current worries:

32. Current hates:

33. Favorite place to be?

34. How do you bring in the New Year?

35. Do you own slippers?

36. What color shirt are you in?

37. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

38. Can you whistle?

39. Where are you now?

40. Would you be a pirate?

41. What song do you sing in the shower?

42. Favorite food?

43. What's in your pocket?

44. The last thing that made you laugh?

45. What's your favorite animal?

46. Worst injury?

47. How many TV's in your house?

48. Who is the last person who called you?

49. Are you a virgin?

50. How many sexual partners have you had?

Stuffs

Due to the catastrophic events caused by Evan Nichols and Henry Creel, the town has been all but destroyed. Do not fear, the mayor of this town has built emergency housing for all of you to live in temporarily while this town is rebuilt. Please be advised that this housing assignment, though temporary, is mandatory. For your safety, please report to your assigned housing no later than 8pm nightly. DO NOT BREAK CURFEW FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

Housing Assignments are as follows.

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MOAR

So tomorrow morning at 12 am, this little baby scientist has a valentine's gift for everyone! It's a LOVE BOMB. A bomb is going to go off in the sky and release a neurotoxin. It is not lethal, but infects neural pathways, removing all inhibition and moral integrity, resulting in people acting out all of their impulses completely free of all inhibition. No moral code or manners here, people. This will only last 6 hours their time before they go back to normal.

This like any plot is optional and if you don't want to partake, you can just say your person has a natural immunity or something, but if you DO partake, there is no resisting the urge to do exactly whatever they want to do exactly when they want to do it, repercussions be damned.

Amanda is vewy sowwy.