Monday, May 2nd, 2022

Moar Spams

[info]stepfordproject
MOAR
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Tuesday, June 15th, 2021

Spams? More like Scams, am I right?

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Wednesday, April 28th, 2021

Avengers Fight

[info]brooklynkid
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Friday, February 5th, 2021

[info]natethegoodboy
[This video plays for only under 21's that aren't big ol' snitches.]
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Tuesday, December 29th, 2020

[info]disharmonious
Wow, do I really get to talk to Avengers on this thing?
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Wednesday, December 23rd, 2020

Video Broadcast; Why Interracial Coupling is Wrong

[info]averygoodgirl
Hey everyone, it's Kare. I'm here for to drop a healthy dose of hard truth so buckle up and try to expand your mind. So today I'm going to be talking about an issue that actually hits really close to home and I feel very strongly about.

Why Interracial Relations are destroying humanity.

Before you get all up in arms, let me explain something. This is not coming from a place of hate at all. This is me examining the facts and coming to some very real realizations.

Let's just start with the obvious and in my opinion, the most problematic coupling; white and black. Both races are beautiful, dynamic, unique, and contribute very different things to society.

Black people. What do you think of when you think of successful black people? You think basketball, you think performance, you think entertainment. These people are amazing athletes. They're hilarious. They're music -- barring gangsta rap, is some of the best I've ever heard. Michael Jackson? Yes, please.

What do you think of when you think of successful white people? Intellects, architects, educators, CEOs, millionaires, billionaires, world leaders, beautiful women, people who have shaped the world into what it is today.

This is what we contribute separately and it's vitalthat we have both. When we mix races, we dilute what makes each of us great as individuals. White women compliment white men because white women know what white men need to thrive because we're the same. Just like black women understand and can provide whatever it is black men need to do what they do. When a black woman tries to take the place of a white woman and tries to take care of a white man, she's taking care of literally another species than her own. Just because you can still reproduce mixed races babies, doesn't mean you should.

And again, this is not coming from a place of hate. I actually think blacks are super fun under the right circumstances. But unless we want to start moving whites to the ghetto and blacks into Beverly Hills, maybe it's time to just hit pause for a moment and really think of what the long term damage interspecies breeding has on our society.

That's all.

Anyway, I hope you liked the video. Comment below No hate please!
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Wednesday, November 25th, 2020

Thanksgiving Day Spams

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Tuesday, November 17th, 2020

Spams

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Friday, November 13th, 2020

Friends and Family; Redirected to everyone

[info]soleft
Mom, I have a surprise for you. [She holds up a marriage certificate.] Brick and I are planning a wedding ceremony!
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Tuesday, November 10th, 2020

Spamellia

[info]builtforit
[After talking with Bucky, Brick goes to talk to Camellia]
Hey.

You pulled me out of it, Cam. You're my anchor. You're the thing that can snap me out no matter what's happening. You're what I hold onto. Don't be mad. [He touches her face] Okay?

[Thunderbolts]
She said yes.
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Monday, November 9th, 2020

tw for child abuse

[info]builtforit
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Monday, November 2nd, 2020

*Filter

[info]fathalpert
[*Family of Thunderbolts, Avengers, Thunderbolts]
So I think we need to address the elephant in the room. The kids are doing drugs and that's obviously not acceptable. I think we need to make some changes. I think they need to take random drug tests, go to rehab, and go to meetings.

Cole
You're moving back in with me.
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Thursday, October 29th, 2020

Interrogations

[info]lobbyhero
[The case looks pretty clear cut. The kid got high and killed his girlfriend, but there are a lot of unanswered questions. Where did they get the drugs, was this premeditated, what were the other 10 kids doing out in the woods in the middle of the night, did they know this was going to happen? So many questions, so many possibilities, but Steve has one mission. Getting the truth.]
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Tuesday, October 13th, 2020

This Video For All To See

[info]soleft
[Camellia's writing in her diary. As she writes, her voice narrates herself to words.]

Dear Diary,

Today I added five new toenails to my special jar today. I never told you this, but when no one's around, I like to grab one of Brick's fingernail clippings or toenail clippings from my collection jar and chew it. I'm obsessed with them, they're so yummy. One day when we're married I'll collect his teeth and wear them as a necklace and just suck on them. I love his teeth.

Last night I dreamed Bucky banged me again and chopped me into tiny pieces to serve on a silver platter to Brick. Lord Brick was pleased. Then Captain America threw all my meat on a grill with barbecue sauce and fed me piece by to my sweet love, and lightly dabbed the sauce from the corners of his mouth. Then Bucky and Cap tenderly sucked his sweet toes as all the pieces of me travelled to his stomach and then made a baby of us for him to birth.

When I woke up this morning I cried because it was all a dream. Why can't my wishes ever be true?!

Love,

Camellia.
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Wednesday, October 7th, 2020

Daily spams

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Monday, October 5th, 2020

[info]squeakysqueak
[This video with this music!



[Mouse is 13 sitting across a desk from Seth. Seth nods his head slowly.]

To be clear, I asked you to do me a favor and you're saying no, thank you.
[Mouse squirms a little in his seat, anxious of what's to come. He tries to explain.]
I can't.

You can't what?

I can't -- I can't cut someone's eyes.

You physically cannot?

Yes. No, I mean I just can't. Please. No, thank you.

[Seth lunges across the table a split second later, grabbing Mouse by his collar and dragging him across the desk to face him.]
No, thank you. [Seth hisses through his teeth and drags the boy down the hall. He opens a chest and throws Mouse in. He locks it. Mouse screams and begs to be set free.]

I'll be back in a few days. You think about what you've done, Mr. Cratchit.]

[Mouse is sixteen. He and Cole are wrapping a crying man in chains. Dorian takes a last drag from his cigarette before flicking it away. He kneels down next to the man.]

Please. Please don't do this. I'll never touch her again, I swear. Never. Tell Seth I learned my lesson. I'll never do it again!

I know. [Dorian pats the man's cheek and rises up again. Brick hitches the chain to the back of a truck. Mouse pours gasoline over the man's body and climbs into the driver's seat. Dorian, Brick, Oatie and Cole climb into the back of the pickup.]

Gun it. [Dorian orders. Mouse starts speeding, the man screams behind them. Oatie aims his lit cigarette at the body and flicks. The man ignites into flames.]


[Mouse is doing his homework and gets a text from Seth to meet him at his house. The boy goes immediately. Seth has a report card in front of him.]

What do we say to D marks, Mouse?

[Mouse doesn't answer right away.]
I'm doing extra credit.

Don't make me ask again.

[Mouse blinks slowly and swallows hard.]
No, thank you.

[Seth smiles. He gets up and walks out of the room. Mouse follows. They enter a room and then Mouse panicks. He tries to run. Seth grabs him and shoves him in the chest.]
No, thank you.

[Mouse is 18. He's standing in front of a family of four who kneel before him, Dorian, Oatie, Pat, Cole, Agnes, and Camellia. Brick is beating a man to death in front of them. Once he's dead, Dorian asks for the next volunteer. The woman sobs uncontrollably. Agnes slits her throat. Dorian picks another at random and smashes in their head with a bat. Cole shoots one in the knee. Mouse gets a text from Seth. They all stop.]
He says leave one. [Cole shrugs and shoots the one untouched in the head. Pat complains loudly that blood splashed on his banana. He groans as he tries to eat around it and decides he can't.]

What did they even do? [Cam asks as she kicks the injured one left in his wound.]

I don't ask questions. [Mouse replies. They ride away.]

[Montage of the Hooligans beating people, some to death. They mutilate others. There are several shots of Mouse being thrown into a chest only to be released days later covered in his own waste and vomit.

Final scene: Mouse is 19. Seth calls them all into a dinner meeting. When the meal finishes, Seth stabs Oatie in the back of the head with a knife and has them dispose of the body. All of the Hooligans are visibly shaken, save for Pat.

Fade to black.]
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Sunday, October 4th, 2020

Teens; Against Evil

[info]amiajedi
Does anyone wanna go to the mall?

[Avengers]
[Includes Junior Avengers and Hooligans]
Hi, my name is Jasmine Hale and I'm a mutant. Evan's my friend from another world and he mentioned that you guys train people like me who want to help fight crime. I was in Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters at home so this is literally exactly what I want to do in my life and if someone is willing to train me I'd be very grateful.

Right now I can do this. [She backs up and closes her eyes, focusing hard then suddenly she levitates. She goes higher and higher until her head bumps the ceiling then her concentration breaks and she starts to fall, but catches herself before hitting the ground.] Oops... [She smiles at the camera then continues her demonstration] I can also do this. [She picks up some buttons that she was planning on pinning to her purse with her telepathy and moves them around before setting them all down.] And I'm getting better every day, but I know I can do more if I practice hard enough. I was trying to make a force field and it's still really small, about the size of my hand, but I think I can make it bigger if I practice enough.

[Evan]
I think I should learn Jiu Jitsu.
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Saturday, October 3rd, 2020

[info]stonecoldfoxx
Someone call a tailor because I think Stepfurt needs a Button.
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Monday, September 28th, 2020

Daily spams

[info]makethemost
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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2020

Practice Spam

[info]brooklynkid
[Open practice for Junior Avengers and Hooligans]

Avengers Adults;Backdated
Dorian's been kicked off the initiative. He's been bullying Evan right under my nose for all these weeks.
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