Mhm

Here we go!

[He fills his car with Thunderbolts, drugs, and liquor then speeds off with them to crash the show. They pull in and security lets them in. Cole pops a bottle of champagne and Lesley runs down to check if she heard correctly. She did. Unfortunately]
You guys can't be here! [Lesley says, attempting to usher them out to no avail]

Captain Rogers and the Avengers, it has come to our attention that our sister Beth has been defiled by a member of your team. She's just a young girl and immediately when she arrived, Cole Porter accosted her and married her. She's a minor and knows nothing of your world, I beg you to please take the appropriate measures to rectify this situation and save my sister.

Mom, I have a surprise for you. [She holds up a marriage certificate.] Brick and I are planning a wedding ceremony!

[*Family of Thunderbolts, Avengers, Thunderbolts]
So I think we need to address the elephant in the room. The kids are doing drugs and that's obviously not acceptable. I think we need to make some changes. I think they need to take random drug tests, go to rehab, and go to meetings.

Cole
You're moving back in with me.

[Camellia's writing in her diary. As she writes, her voice narrates herself to words.]

Dear Diary,

Today I added five new toenails to my special jar today. I never told you this, but when no one's around, I like to grab one of Brick's fingernail clippings or toenail clippings from my collection jar and chew it. I'm obsessed with them, they're so yummy. One day when we're married I'll collect his teeth and wear them as a necklace and just suck on them. I love his teeth.

Last night I dreamed Bucky banged me again and chopped me into tiny pieces to serve on a silver platter to Brick. Lord Brick was pleased. Then Captain America threw all my meat on a grill with barbecue sauce and fed me piece by to my sweet love, and lightly dabbed the sauce from the corners of his mouth. Then Bucky and Cap tenderly sucked his sweet toes as all the pieces of me travelled to his stomach and then made a baby of us for him to birth.

When I woke up this morning I cried because it was all a dream. Why can't my wishes ever be true?!

Love,

Camellia.

[This video with this music!



[Mouse is 13 sitting across a desk from Seth. Seth nods his head slowly.]
To be clear, I asked you to do me a favor and you're saying no, thank you.
[Mouse squirms a little in his seat, anxious of what's to come. He tries to explain.]
I can't.

You can't what?

I can't -- I can't cut someone's eyes.

You physically cannot?

Yes. No, I mean I just can't. Please. No, thank you.

[Seth lunges across the table a split second later, grabbing Mouse by his collar and dragging him across the desk to face him.]
No, thank you. [Seth hisses through his teeth and drags the boy down the hall. He opens a chest and throws Mouse in. He locks it. Mouse screams and begs to be set free.]

I'll be back in a few days. You think about what you've done, Mr. Cratchit.]

[Mouse is sixteen. He and Cole are wrapping a crying man in chains. Dorian takes a last drag from his cigarette before flicking it away. He kneels down next to the man.]

Please. Please don't do this. I'll never touch her again, I swear. Never. Tell Seth I learned my lesson. I'll never do it again!

I know. [Dorian pats the man's cheek and rises up again. Brick hitches the chain to the back of a truck. Mouse pours gasoline over the man's body and climbs into the driver's seat. Dorian, Brick, Oatie and Cole climb into the back of the pickup.]

Gun it. [Dorian orders. Mouse starts speeding, the man screams behind them. Oatie aims his lit cigarette at the body and flicks. The man ignites into flames.]


[Mouse is doing his homework and gets a text from Seth to meet him at his house. The boy goes immediately. Seth has a report card in front of him.]
What do we say to D marks, Mouse?

[Mouse doesn't answer right away.]
I'm doing extra credit.

Don't make me ask again.

[Mouse blinks slowly and swallows hard.]
No, thank you.

[Seth smiles. He gets up and walks out of the room. Mouse follows. They enter a room and then Mouse panicks. He tries to run. Seth grabs him and shoves him in the chest.]
No, thank you.

[Mouse is 18. He's standing in front of a family of four who kneel before him, Dorian, Oatie, Pat, Cole, Agnes, and Camellia. Brick is beating a man to death in front of them. Once he's dead, Dorian asks for the next volunteer. The woman sobs uncontrollably. Agnes slits her throat. Dorian picks another at random and smashes in their head with a bat. Cole shoots one in the knee. Mouse gets a text from Seth. They all stop.]
He says leave one. [Cole shrugs and shoots the one untouched in the head. Pat complains loudly that blood splashed on his banana. He groans as he tries to eat around it and decides he can't.]

What did they even do? [Cam asks as she kicks the injured one left in his wound.]

I don't ask questions. [Mouse replies. They ride away.]

[Montage of the Hooligans beating people, some to death. They mutilate others. There are several shots of Mouse being thrown into a chest only to be released days later covered in his own waste and vomit.

Final scene: Mouse is 19. Seth calls them all into a dinner meeting. When the meal finishes, Seth stabs Oatie in the back of the head with a knife and has them dispose of the body. All of the Hooligans are visibly shaken, save for Pat.

Fade to black.]

Does anyone wanna go to the mall?

[Avengers]
[Includes Junior Avengers and Hooligans]
Hi, my name is Jasmine Hale and I'm a mutant. Evan's my friend from another world and he mentioned that you guys train people like me who want to help fight crime. I was in Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters at home so this is literally exactly what I want to do in my life and if someone is willing to train me I'd be very grateful.

Right now I can do this. [She backs up and closes her eyes, focusing hard then suddenly she levitates. She goes higher and higher until her head bumps the ceiling then her concentration breaks and she starts to fall, but catches herself before hitting the ground.] Oops... [She smiles at the camera then continues her demonstration] I can also do this. [She picks up some buttons that she was planning on pinning to her purse with her telepathy and moves them around before setting them all down.] And I'm getting better every day, but I know I can do more if I practice hard enough. I was trying to make a force field and it's still really small, about the size of my hand, but I think I can make it bigger if I practice enough.

[Evan]
I think I should learn Jiu Jitsu.

Someone call a tailor because I think Stepfurt needs a Button.