Rogers Family Spamily; Last Night
[It's game night with their Dad. Monopoly, tonight. All of the siblings gather at Jake's tonight because it's his turn to host. He told them not to bring anything because he had everything covered. He ordered 30 extra large cheese pizzas and about 100 wings with an assortment of dipping sauces and two kegs of beer. The place was mostly clean, aside from the pair of red panties on the couch that Nicole chucked to the floor with a pencil and a condom wrapper in the sink. It's not Johnny's favorite place to visit.
Johnny sits them all at the table in the living room -- the table that sits on the floor because Jake says it's better for everyone's posture if they all sit on the floor. Johnny wouldn't mind it as much if it didn't mean sitting on this giant fluffy rug that Johnny would never want to see under a blacklight.] Stevie, Lizzie, Bobby, Matt, Betty, Tom, Nicole, Jake, Lisa, Sam, Karli, Harley, Sydney, Steph, Anya, Jimmy, Charlie, Danny, Mark, Dad -- good to see you all.