| Rogers Household |
[03 Nov 2020|11:37am] |
[He'd told Evan he'd tutor him. He hadn't gone to college and he kind of wishes he had, but it is what it is. He buys copies of the textbooks that Evan's teacher uses, as well as a couple supplemental workbooks. He buys index cards and highlighters and pens and pencils, and he spends the entire night reading over things so he understands the material. He doesn't sleep, but he can go for days without and has many times for worse reasons. By the time school's out for the day, he actually feels confident that he knows what he's doing. He's always liked math and science.
History told the horror story of the Winter Soldier, but Bucky Barnes' only real claim to fame was being Captain America's best friend. The stories didn't tell about how he'd been honor roll student in school or that once upon a time he'd wanted to be an engineer or maybe an architect -- something technical.
He leaves Cap with Curtis and Sarge trots beside him as he makes his way next door to Steve's with all his supplies in a backpack of his own. He pats the dog's head and sits down on the porch step, waiting for Evan to get home from school so they can start studying.]
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| Peter | MJ |
[03 Nov 2020|11:58am] |
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Do you have plans for Thanksgiving? Like, with your family?
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| (Her) Sam |
[03 Nov 2020|11:59am] |
Hey, so I've been thinking. I think we should do a big Thanksgiving thing here. With us and your brother and the other version of you guys and their kids.
[Sam and Dean Winchester -- Not hers]
Hi. I was wondering if maybe I could ask you a few questions about the paranormal.
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| Video for all |
[03 Nov 2020|01:20pm] |
[Music starts. Video of Agnes torturing and threatening children with bodily harm. Cutting people, throwing bottles at people's heads so that they'll get cut by the debris, taking photos of bloody scenes to text to Seth, kicking people while they're down, and fighting her friends with absolutely no holding back.
Montage of her making out with Dorian that cuts periodically to her breaking his phone, punching him in his broken arm, and slapping him. Montage of her skipping holding hands with Camellia that cuts to her fist fighting with Camellia, picking at her self esteem, and snickering as Camellia cries. Montage of her being friendly with various adults (Avengers, social workers, teachers etc) that cuts periodically to her attacking her peers or mocking them when they turn their backs or leave the room.
Montage of her in near death situations; fighting a tiger, being attacked by her friends, being pinned down and carved into by two creepy looking old people, being beaten by the Mikaelsons. Cuts to her walking away present day with a grin on her face like she won because she did.]
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[03 Nov 2020|01:34pm] |
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Wait...what?
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| Lawyers |
[03 Nov 2020|06:31pm] |
Did you guys catch the shitshow today?
[Men]
Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew:
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Sunday = Sports.
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
14. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like Soap opera guys.
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - Not both.
23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it!
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| Blonde Natasha |
[03 Nov 2020|07:07pm] |
[Screenshots from the conversation]
I'm sorry. I thought you might want to see this.
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