Narrative
[Oh dear, poor Kalvin Spacey was found hanging in his cell, naked, with a severed penis with a suicide note that said "Sorry I fucked kids, goodbye cruel world."
If only the cameras didn't cut out during the time it took to fashion his clothes into a noose, chop off his penis, and hang himself. The cameras came back on just as the guards found him. Darn. Don't you just hate it when that happens?]