Fantasia Poly Spam
[She goes with the other Fantasia kids to the courthouse and gets all the paperwork in order for herself. Sara, Anouk, Grace, Kimmy, Ari, Stiles, Freddie, Sarah, Peach, Doris, Ivanna, and Miguel all signed up to be a part of the biggest polygamous teen marriage in the history of Stepfurt. They've decided to adopt Luli, Melinda, Nova, and Ofelia once their papers are finalized.] We fucking outsmarted the system. [She says, looking around at her various spouses.] Apparently during taxes we get a million each if we've lived in the same house so by this time next year we'll own 12 million dollars. Then when we hit 21 we can all divorce and go our separate ways.
Oh right, we should probably figure out a living situation.