Barclay and Leon
"That's the worst Jamaican accent ever," Barclay declared, having absolutely no clue about Jamaican accents. "But you do look the part," he agreed. "It's disgusting. You're such a sell-out. With your dreadlocks and your necklaces and..."
Barclay shook his head, accepting the drink. He took a sip, and nodded approvingly. "I didn't want to go," he said. "I didn't need a date. Nor would I have gotten one if I tried, but you're conventionally attractive. You're alternative. You should've been able to get someone. Like that one." He pointed at a random person in the crowd, who turned to give him the eyebrow. "No," Barclay said, "not you."