House Hydra: Ashton & Barclay & Open
"I know many things about toads," Barclay pointed out. "I know that they don't actually have warts, I know that a group of toads is called a knot and I know that there's no real biological difference between frogs and toads. However, that does not mean I'd be very good at being a toad."
Barclay grinned. "Just like you. You're like an alien, a very powerful, magical alien. It's fascinating. Like tonight. You have no idea what you ought to do, but here you are, trying to blend in and failing horribly. Why?"