Kerr & Tanek
Tanek waved her off. "I find that hard to believe," he said. "Even if my off-beat humor is not your cup of tea, I am also a living train wreck. I have literally not had a phone that lasted over six months. See?"
He showed her the screen of his phone, which was more crack than anything else. "And yeah, I guess so. So, what's your goal for this party?"