- I got some bullshit award from SFSFF. - Called the "True Art Transcends Time" award. - At this point I think they're just handing out participation trophies. - Anyway, here's me on the west coast for the first time, being all maudlin about not winning best. - Because all of that really matters, you know. 🙄 -
TO: Sasha FROM: Van
- This is what a $200 haircut looks like, btw. From one of San Fran's famous stylists. - In case you needed tips on taming your mop top next year. -
TO: Brendan FROM: Van
- Hey, is Europe still there? - I'd say I'm never leaving San Francisco, but I got a call from Ms. Menides. I have to go straight back to St. Margaret's. Then the elf wedding in Norway. Then straight back again. - It's bullshit having a guardian who's a Fury. - Anyway, got some beach and pool time still. - Contrary to popular belief and Gil's IG, there are pictures he took of just me. - -
TO: Tan FROM: Van
- Sucks you're stuck in Derry. - I mean Camden. - Don't take any candy from any clowns you don't know. - Boom, bathroom selfie! -
TO: Ewan FROM: Van
- Hiking is practically the only thing to do during summer near the lakes and fjords in Bymarka and Trondheim. - The landscape is beautiful and rugged. - It was only 7 degrees Celsius today. - Here's me being a moody American trying to think up ways to insult their culture. -