20 minutes later → Found this crazy shirt → Has a black horse on it. → May buy it since it's only 40ยข → You like? → [picture of a hideous shirt with a bad drawing of a black horse]
1 hour later → Thinking about lunch. → Let's go get food?
22 minutes later → If you don't answer my texts, I'm going to track you down. → And then I'm going to drag your arse to the loch → Answer in 3 → 2 → 1 → Omw.