- You're gonna be so impressed. - So you know Sasha Park, right? That halfsie you looked up for me. - Well, I figured he was sort of my responsibility to look after, since I know his secret. - But I didn't want to have to do it myself, and besides, I'm graduating soon, right? - Right. - So there's this greed demon here and I told her I'd give her the names of all the demons at the school if she'd agree to babysit someone for me. - Not knowing who she was signing on for, she agreed anyway and I traded information. - There's only 1 other demon here besides her and myself, and Sasha is a halfsie, but she didn't know fucking any of this SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR I'M NAKED - Oh shit, voice to text, my bad. Some asshole barging in. - Anyway, I hired a babysitter for Sasha and barely had to lift a finger. - How about that?