By the Lake: Derrick & Fred
Derrick's face heated up dramatically when he looked to see who had spoken and it was a blonde girl with a very nice looking black bikini. Feeling awkward, like he had too many elbows, Derrick raised his hand to scratch the back of his neck and tried to laugh along with the other students.
"Yeah, no, but seriously, it doesn't have my balls. They're-- I mean they-- Well, they're still--" He shut himself up and stopped digging himself deeper into this pit. Instead, he faked like he'd seen someone calling to him and did a little bit of pointing at himself, looking over their heads back onto the shore.
"Oh, there are my friends. Scuse me." He turned his body to the side and tried to shimmy his way back down the steps that weren't really built wide enough for two people. "Sorry, sorry, sorry."