Brendan let himself be kissed, before he broke it off, trying to suppress a chuckle. "Soap and water?" he murmured, "that's a little..." While Brendan did not have too much experience with this, he knew that, with his... uh, girth, you needed something to smoothen the ride. Soap stung and dried out. "I have... uh, ah! - I have lotion. In my bag. Like, baby oil. For my knees."
His hands wrapped around Van's waist, lifting him off his lap with ease. "Here... let me..." Another kiss, and then Brendan sped off, trying not to look like too much of a fool as he did the naked run.
A few moments later, he met Van in the shower. He bend over, kissed Van one more time, before handing the kelpie the bottle. "Do you...?"