"Dude," Derrick looked at his friend and tried to make it a meaningful scowl. "I don't kiss and tell."
It lasted a whole thirty seconds before Derrick broke down and started laughing. "Just kidding. I met them in person and they definitely didn't want to sleep with me." He keyed a few commands into the controller and, when the command was implemented, glanced at Mike.
"So basically I'm still bullshit at this." he grinned and raised his fist for a fist-bump.